John Wall

Definition

Someone who shows initial romantic interest then completely ghosts you without explanation; named after a basketball player's one-season strategy, describing someone who's committed to you for exactly one date.

Example Usage

We had an amazing first date, but she john walled me the second I asked her out again.

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