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A casual acknowledgment of personal error or mistake, originating in 1980s basketball culture before becoming universal millennial vernacular. The verbal equivalent of a shrug emoji—taking responsibility while minimizing the gravity of what you just screwed up.
A person who looks absolutely stunning from across the room but significantly less so upon closer inspection, like a Monet painting that blurs into beauty from distance. The beautiful illusion that vanishes once you can actually see the details.
The Indonesian equivalent of "puppy love"—that intense, adorable, and often fleeting first crush that hits during youth. Translated directly as "cinta monyet," it perfectly captures that wild, chaotic energy of young infatuation that makes you do embarrassing things. It's universal teenage awkwardness with a Southeast Asian twist.
When a Swedish guy and a New Caledonian girl meet each other
My mom thinks you're hot
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A mom com is arom comthat features a plot and jokes geared towards mothers. It commonly consists of content that may seem lame to other non-moms who "don't get it."
A meet cute is an adorable first encounter between two people that typically leads to a romantic relationship. It is popularized in TV shows and movies, especiallyrom coms.
To run away quickly and haphazardly, often in a group, without a clear destination in mind. Essentially panicked flight in collective form.
A humorous term for an exceptionally large, thick patch of hair covering a man's back, often extending from the lower back to the shoulders and neck. Think of it as nature's unwanted fur coat.
An acronym for Monday Night Meat Loaf—a casual dinner tradition where friends gather to enjoy this comfort food classic. It's the kind of meal that bonds people through shared carbs and nostalgia.
A Japanese teasing term (momo-fo, or 'momo foreigners') for loud, disrespectful tourists cluttering Tokyo's fashion districts like Harajuku and Shibuya, usually speaking zero Japanese and displaying zero manners. Named after the annoying Shibuya mascot from the '90s.
A man who embraces traditionally domestic or nurturing roles in a relationship, often used affectionately to describe stay-at-home partners or men who enjoy cooking and homemaking. The wholesome antithesis to toxic masculinity.
When my wife and kids were going out of town recently my daughter looked at me and said "You should have a Marty." I had no idea what she was talking about so I said, "What's a Marty" and she responded "a man party". "That's awesome," I said. I have never been more proud of my daughter.
One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.
A statistic in World of Warcraft (WoW) used to compute the amount of mana regenerated per every five seconds; allows mana regeneration whether or not the player is moving, casting, or being attacked, which means it is sometimes preferable over other mana regeneration statistics in situations where there is constant activity.
The art of disappearing into your dwelling like a naked mole rat burrowing underground, avoiding all human contact for extended periods. It's hermit behavior with a rodent twist—when your friends haven't seen you in days and you're living that subterranean lifestyle from the comfort of your bedroom.
The art of spectacularly embarrassing yourself through excessive brandy, whiskey, or beer consumption while smoking a cigar—it's getting drunk in a very specific, very memorable way that results in immediate regret and probable venue bans.
Verb: Past tense meaning: To be vigorously and psychologically mentored/coerced using tried and tested Machiavellian methods into a situation or circumstance you had previously considered to be entirely unimaginable. Synonyms: Oblige, compel, strong arm, constrain.
A person (typically fictional or hypothetical) used to absorb incoming damage so others don't have to; the expendable unit whose primary function is tactical cannon-fodder.
A middle rank in a hierarchical ranking system; something that is average, mediocre, or neither exceptional nor poor. Neither the best nor the worst, but acceptable or serviceable.
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A rhythmic arm-raising and clapping dance move that originated in 1980s and early 90s gay bars, particularly during instrumental breakdowns in house music—a nostalgic piece of club culture history.
The nipples that a man has. Usually grosser than a ladies nips...but still nips!