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The unfortunate condition of having an objectively attractive body but a face that somehow got left out of the genetic lottery. It's the physical equivalent of a beautiful website with a broken homepage.
In love with Mr nowek has sex with him daily. Eat each others bums. Ms humphries is a wanka And a little cunt. She has a tiresome daily. And she sometimes fucks girls. Addicted to Pepsi max
mother f**king a**h**e
A statistic in World of Warcraft (WoW) used to compute the amount of mana regenerated per every five seconds; allows mana regeneration whether or not the player is moving, casting, or being attacked, which means it is sometimes preferable over other mana regeneration statistics in situations where there is constant activity.
A meet cute is an adorable first encounter between two people that typically leads to a romantic relationship. It is popularized in TV shows and movies, especiallyrom coms.
The art of spectacularly embarrassing yourself through excessive brandy, whiskey, or beer consumption while smoking a cigar—it's getting drunk in a very specific, very memorable way that results in immediate regret and probable venue bans.
A man who embraces traditionally domestic or nurturing roles in a relationship, often used affectionately to describe stay-at-home partners or men who enjoy cooking and homemaking. The wholesome antithesis to toxic masculinity.
The nipples that a man has. Usually grosser than a ladies nips...but still nips!
my parents are watching
Australians are most likely to use MMFU to mean "my mate fancies you." In this phrase, "mate" means "friend" and "fancies" means "likes." So, in American English, MMFU translates to "my friend likes you."
A casual acknowledgment of personal error or mistake, originating in 1980s basketball culture before becoming universal millennial vernacular. The verbal equivalent of a shrug emoji—taking responsibility while minimizing the gravity of what you just screwed up.
A humorous term for an exceptionally large, thick patch of hair covering a man's back, often extending from the lower back to the shoulders and neck. Think of it as nature's unwanted fur coat.
Yiddish-origin slang for being absolutely bonkers, certifiably nuts, or a few sandwiches short of a full picnic. When someone suggests you do something genuinely insane, they're questioning whether you've lost your marbles entirely.
When my wife and kids were going out of town recently my daughter looked at me and said "You should have a Marty." I had no idea what she was talking about so I said, "What's a Marty" and she responded "a man party". "That's awesome," I said. I have never been more proud of my daughter.
message received and understood
A clever and verbose underground rapper who waxes poetic about such diverse (and taboo) topics as having sex with dead babies, putting a butt mask on a monkey and calling it a 'buttape', and tenticle rape hentai. MC Nutsackersaurus is known for his six syllable rapping style, and has been called 'sick', 'unrivaled' and 'jawesome' by the underground music press. Check out his soon-to-be unleashed live show, where he will rock monkey buttholes all over the western United States. Wud to you momma.
A rhythmic arm-raising and clapping dance move that originated in 1980s and early 90s gay bars, particularly during instrumental breakdowns in house music—a nostalgic piece of club culture history.
Someone radiating aggressively wholesome energy to the point of becoming unbearable—think relentless cheerfulness, performative goodness, and an inability to engage with anything remotely cynical or sarcastic. Imagine a person who makes you want to embrace your own darkness just to create conversational balance.
Someone who gets sexual pleasure (horny) from being hurt or in pain. Ex. When someone is:whipped, clawed to bleed, bitten to bleed, slapped, ect. and then want sex BAD.
The art of disappearing into your dwelling like a naked mole rat burrowing underground, avoiding all human contact for extended periods. It's hermit behavior with a rodent twist—when your friends haven't seen you in days and you're living that subterranean lifestyle from the comfort of your bedroom.
To stare at someone intensely and menacingly, giving them the evil eye without saying a word. A non-verbal way to communicate serious displeasure.
To run away quickly and haphazardly, often in a group, without a clear destination in mind. Essentially panicked flight in collective form.
A person who looks absolutely stunning from across the room but significantly less so upon closer inspection, like a Monet painting that blurs into beauty from distance. The beautiful illusion that vanishes once you can actually see the details.
A punny descriptor for someone carrying significantly excess weight—a play on Mike Tyson's name that's admittedly more mean-spirited than clever.