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A straight man who prioritizes grooming, fashion, and personal care with the same enthusiasm traditionally associated with gay men—essentially someone who refuses to choose between looking good and being heterosexual.
A Warhammer 40K slur that the Eldar use for humans and other races they consider inferior—basically the grimdark sci-fi equivalent of calling someone a primitive pest. It's got lore behind it (something about ancient enslaver beasts), but nerds mostly use it ironically when dunking on other factions in 40K debates.
The desperately thin joint you roll when you're scraping together the last crumbs of weed from various stash spots. Named for its resemblance to an insect's appendage, it's more symbolic than functional.
A portmanteau of 'momentous' and 'glorious' that describes something as a spectacularly significant event worthy of fanfare and celebration.
To utterly destroy, dominate, or decisively defeat something (slang usage)—the hyperbolic way creative types say their campaign absolutely crushed it. Not actually a crime when applied to quarterly targets.
A teenager who essentially lives at the mall, treating it as their natural habitat and social headquarters. Historically characterized by aggressive loitering, intimidating fashion choices, and a fierce resistance to mall security authority.
An acronym for Monday Night Meat Loaf—a casual dinner tradition where friends gather to enjoy this comfort food classic. It's the kind of meal that bonds people through shared carbs and nostalgia.
Side hustle income earned through lawn care services—perfect for when your main gig doesn't cut it (pun intended). Whether part-time weekend warrior or full-time entrepreneurial pivot, it's honest money made one mowed lawn at a time.
A dismissive retort claiming someone is emotionally upset in real life—typically used when you've lost an online argument and need a face-saving exit strategy. It's the digital equivalent of 'you mad?' but more specific.
Yiddish-origin slang for being absolutely bonkers, certifiably nuts, or a few sandwiches short of a full picnic. When someone suggests you do something genuinely insane, they're questioning whether you've lost your marbles entirely.
Glasgow street slang for Mogadon (nitrazepam) sleeping pills—central depressants commonly used to take the edge off stimulants or provide quick shut-eye. Classic pharmaceutical slang from UK club culture.
Someone obsessed with their appearance and grooming to an almost ridiculous degree, basically the male equivalent of high-maintenance but with more product in the hair.
Someone who acts wealthy and struts around with unearned confidence despite having relatively little money in their account. It's all swagger and no substance—fake rich energy without the actual riches.
A Japanese teasing term (momo-fo, or 'momo foreigners') for loud, disrespectful tourists cluttering Tokyo's fashion districts like Harajuku and Shibuya, usually speaking zero Japanese and displaying zero manners. Named after the annoying Shibuya mascot from the '90s.
Puffy, heavily cushioned winter boots from the '70s and '80s that looked like you were preparing for a lunar landing; wear them too close to a campfire and they'll melt into sad, squishy disappointment.
Academic-sounding jargon someone uses to avoid saying 'God' or admitting they're spiritual—essentially 'beliefs' repackaged for intellectuals with thesaurus access.
A person (typically fictional or hypothetical) used to absorb incoming damage so others don't have to; the expendable unit whose primary function is tactical cannon-fodder.
Acting inappropriately youthful and eccentric for your age, typically as a result of dating someone significantly younger; basically a midlife crisis disguised as charm.
That depressing stretch when nothing worth watching is in theaters; a multiplex wasteland of sequels and mediocrity.
The soul-crushing moment when an attractive person calls you 'ma'am' or 'sir,' instantly demoting you from romantic prospect to 'parental peer' status in their eyes.
An activist primarily motivated by hitting on fellow activists; someone who shows up to 'save the planet' with a charming smile and questionable sincerity.
The trolling tactic of flooding a forum, page, or comment section with graphic gore images to shock and disturb; the nuclear option of online chaos.
The unshakeable confidence to wear whatever you want without caring one iota about anyone's judgment; pure 'I don't give a flying flip' energy channeled into fashion choices.
A situation so absurdly unfair, chaotic, or incomprehensibly frustrating that it rivals the insane difficulty spikes of the Monkey Ball video game series—basically, everything going catastrophically wrong at once.