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That one person in every group whose indoor voice is everyone else's outdoor voice, and whose outdoor voice violates several noise ordinances. They're not yelling, that's just how they talk - RIP your eardrums.
The art of disappearing into your dwelling like a naked mole rat burrowing underground, avoiding all human contact for extended periods. It's hermit behavior with a rodent twist—when your friends haven't seen you in days and you're living that subterranean lifestyle from the comfort of your bedroom.
An incompetent employee or general fool, often but not exclusively found behind fast-food counters forgetting your order. It combines the corporate ubiquity of McDonald's with old-school "chump" energy. The perfect descriptor for anyone who microwaves fish in the office break room.
The delicate art of attempting 'your mom' jokes while simultaneously recognizing that mothers are, in fact, sacred beings who deserve respect. A tongue-in-cheek term acknowledging the moral conflict between wanting to roast your friends and honoring the women who gave us life. It's comedy with a conscience.
A casual acknowledgment of personal error or mistake, originating in 1980s basketball culture before becoming universal millennial vernacular. The verbal equivalent of a shrug emoji—taking responsibility while minimizing the gravity of what you just screwed up.
Psychedelic fungi containing psilocybin, primarily from the genus Psilocybe, that produce hallucinogenic effects when consumed. These mushrooms have been used ceremonially for centuries and became counterculture icons in the 1960s. They're basically nature's way of making reality extremely negotiable for 4-6 hours.
To flirt aggressively or smooth-talk someone with romantic intentions, often with an impressive level of confidence that may or may not be warranted. Originating from "mack daddy" culture of the '70s, it's the verbal art of putting the moves on someone. It's what happens when flirting gets turned up to an 11.
Someone who gets sexual pleasure (horny) from being hurt or in pain. Ex. When someone is:whipped, clawed to bleed, bitten to bleed, slapped, ect. and then want sex BAD.
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A statistic in World of Warcraft (WoW) used to compute the amount of mana regenerated per every five seconds; allows mana regeneration whether or not the player is moving, casting, or being attacked, which means it is sometimes preferable over other mana regeneration statistics in situations where there is constant activity.
A meet cute is an adorable first encounter between two people that typically leads to a romantic relationship. It is popularized in TV shows and movies, especiallyrom coms.
A nonsensical curse word introduced in South Park as one of the "forbidden words" that sounds vaguely Asian but is actually just gibberish designed to offend. It's the show's satirical take on how arbitrary language taboos can be, wrapped in their typical crude humor. In reality, it's just a Thai noodle dish that got weaponized for comedy.
British slang for someone who's completely unhinged, unpredictable, or engages in behavior so wild it questions their mental stability. Can describe someone clinically unstable or just a mate who does dangerously stupid things for laughs. The UK's colorful way of saying "that person is absolutely bonkers."
The standard Japanese telephone greeting that literally means "hello" but specifically for phone calls. It's how you answer the phone in Japan, repeated twice because apparently one "moshi" wasn't emphatic enough. Using it in English makes you either a weeb or someone who actually speaks Japanese—context is everything.
A creative mashup of "homie" and "mobile" that somehow became slang for a friend or associate in urban vernacular. It takes the concept of a homey and makes them portable, because why not add unnecessary syllables to perfectly good slang? Proof that language evolution doesn't always follow logical paths.
An exceptionally attractive woman you know personally; a female equivalent of calling someone a fox. A compliment denoting both beauty and familiarity.
An Arabic name referencing both a fragrant plant and Al-Marwa, one of the two sacred hills pilgrims walk between during Hajj near Mecca—deeply rooted in Islamic tradition.
When someone people shove a pice of BBQ up your asshole.
In the Harry Potter universe, ordinary non-magical folk blissfully unaware that wizards are living among them. The term has transcended its fictional origins to describe anyone oblivious to a particular subculture or specialized knowledge.
An intentionally goofy greeting used primarily in instant messaging or online chat. It sounds ridiculous if you shout it in public, which is exactly the point.