No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
mother f**king a**h**e
married female looking for sex
my girlfriend is watching jeff so don't call her my wife
My mom thinks you're hot
my parents are watching
maybe we should meet in real life
my young padawan learner
The male is admirable in some way, whether it be because he is attractive, likable, or both. The acronym is commonly seen preceded with a "#" and is included with a picture of the male. The acronym is similar to the popularWCWacronym. Also, it should only be applied on Mondays, thus the name "Man-crush MONDAY."
You may see or hear people use mum in various contexts, including in person, online, and in messages. For example, your brother may ask you, "You wanna go in on a gift for mum for her bday?" Or, your friend may text you, "I'm so thankful for your mum. She cared for me more than my own."
A mom com is arom comthat features a plot and jokes geared towards mothers. It commonly consists of content that may seem lame to other non-moms who "don't get it."
Australians are most likely to use MMFU to mean "my mate fancies you." In this phrase, "mate" means "friend" and "fancies" means "likes." So, in American English, MMFU translates to "my friend likes you."
A mistweet is a Twitter term that refers to a tweet that a person regrets posting. The term comes from the combination of "mistake" and "tweet."
The fricking awesomest qlique/group the world has ever known. We hate preps, goths emos,and anything mainstream. We dress however we want to, usually with band t-shirts, but sometimes with others usually black.
Marsibil is as strong as she is vulnerable. She possesses a fierce intelligence and has sex appeal that is off the charts. She is at home on the beach. She is loyal, funny, and loves to travel. Family is her number one priority.
The act of wiping the shit off one's anus onto the bottom of their nut sack with toilet paper after defecating.
A clever and verbose underground rapper who waxes poetic about such diverse (and taboo) topics as having sex with dead babies, putting a butt mask on a monkey and calling it a 'buttape', and tenticle rape hentai. MC Nutsackersaurus is known for his six syllable rapping style, and has been called 'sick', 'unrivaled' and 'jawesome' by the underground music press. Check out his soon-to-be unleashed live show, where he will rock monkey buttholes all over the western United States. Wud to you momma.
A Hungarian language trap that teaches foreigners an important lesson about context and homonyms. While literally translating to 'I am hot,' the word 'meleg' also means gay, so you'll accidentally come out of the closet instead of complaining about the weather. The correct phrase for temperature discomfort is 'melegem van.' Language learning: where one wrong word changes everything.
A linguistic Swiss Army knife deployed when your brain refuses to cooperate with actual vocabulary, also moonlighting as a mild insult and an invitation to hang out. It's the verbal equivalent of shrugging while simultaneously trying to communicate three different things—inefficient, but somehow it works.
The verbal equivalent of a shrug, perfectly capturing that sweet spot between 'I acknowledge what you said' and 'I couldn't care less.' This monosyllabic masterpiece has become the universal expression of apathy, indifference, and the general exhaustion of having to react to things. It's the sound of enthusiasm dying a quiet death.
Japanese comic books and graphic novels with distinctive art styles, complex storylines, and diverse genres ranging from action to romance to slice-of-life. Read right-to-left (opposite of Western comics), manga has become a global phenomenon spawning countless anime adaptations. Note: The original definition provided is completely inaccurate—manga is a legitimate art form, not adult content.
The endless stream of small, tedious household tasks that mothers assign to their children, ranging from taking out trash to folding laundry. These chores serve as both character-building exercises and subtle reminders of who really runs the house. It's the price you pay for free rent and home-cooked meals.
A family that is very bullied with a son who is an alcoholic
The cutest couple you will ever meet. They are very romantic and take things slow, but once the get started, they won’t stop. They are going to last forever and get married. They are the couple everyone wants to be. But they do get into fights every now and then. If you know a Megan and a Jordan, get them together, because they will be perfect
When my wife and kids were going out of town recently my daughter looked at me and said "You should have a Marty." I had no idea what she was talking about so I said, "What's a Marty" and she responded "a man party". "That's awesome," I said. I have never been more proud of my daughter.