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Mommy shaming is when one or more people bully a mother about her parenting choices. The shaming may be communicated in a variety of ways, including blunt or subtle in-person criticisms or as comments online on social media and parenting forums.
The parental pseudo-agreement that exists in the quantum state between 'yes' and 'no,' giving hope while committing to nothing. Translates roughly to 'I need you to stop asking me right now' with a 30% chance of actual approval.
A nice hispanic nigga who has lots of friends and is handsome
Participant in Mixed Martial Arts. Less annoying than saying 'mixed martial artist'. Looks misspelled, which contributes to the (accurate) belief that Mmartists and their fans are knuckle-dragging mouth breathers.
When a fart bubble travels from your anus forwards into your vulva. Like queefing but the origin is butt gas.
Microsoft Windows XP
A term that describes a person who creates game modifications, also known as "mods."
To montanez is to get with one of your friends ex-girlfriends, Making out = 1 point, in pants/shirt = 2 points, fucking = 3 points; its a fun game, just don't piss off your friends too bad.
Muci is a cool Guy, He Loves to make jokes and he's Always There for you.
A clever contact name disguise that sounds like "marijuana," designed for saving your dealer's number without immediately incriminating yourself. It's the phonetic camouflage technique preferred by those who haven't discovered encrypted messaging apps yet. Because nothing screams "I'm not suspicious" like having forty texts with someone named Mary Warner who only responds with addresses and emojis.
Something you think about constantly or obsess over, referencing the claim that men think about Ancient Rome frequently. The historically-inspired way to describe your latest fixation or intrusive thought pattern.
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That one person in every group whose indoor voice is everyone else's outdoor voice, and whose outdoor voice violates several noise ordinances. They're not yelling, that's just how they talk - RIP your eardrums.
A creative mashup of "homie" and "mobile" that somehow became slang for a friend or associate in urban vernacular. It takes the concept of a homey and makes them portable, because why not add unnecessary syllables to perfectly good slang? Proof that language evolution doesn't always follow logical paths.
The deliberately informal, often satirical pronunciation of 'America' used to mock excessive patriotism, jingoism, or stereotypical American behavior. Usually accompanied by references to guns, eagles, and freedom fries, it's the linguistic equivalent of wearing an American flag tank top to a monster truck rally. Originally meant as mockery, it's been ironically embraced by the very people it was meant to ridicule.
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Minecraft: Bedrock Edition
A financial relationship
woman's private parts
hot, smart and the best man ever. a family man. the best father ever.
British slang for someone who's completely unhinged, unpredictable, or engages in behavior so wild it questions their mental stability. Can describe someone clinically unstable or just a mate who does dangerously stupid things for laughs. The UK's colorful way of saying "that person is absolutely bonkers."
A girl who is book smart, caring, and funny. Her beauty is jaw dropping but she will never admit it and will never agree if you tell her that she is. She is a keeper, and will never let you see her out of a good mood. Her good side is limitless and she will never turn her back on anyone. A true friend and an angel.
Minecraft: Java Edition