No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
mind your f**king business
The MAU is calculated by looking at the number of unique visitors over a thirty day period. By measuring active users, developers can see how many users interact with their content and return to it on a monthly basis.
That one person in every group whose indoor voice is everyone else's outdoor voice, and whose outdoor voice violates several noise ordinances. They're not yelling, that's just how they talk - RIP your eardrums.
Something you think about constantly or obsess over, referencing the claim that men think about Ancient Rome frequently. The historically-inspired way to describe your latest fixation or intrusive thought pattern.
An oddly specific exclamation of pure satisfaction when everything goes perfectly your way, presumably inspired by the refreshing taste of spearmint gum. It's the verbal equivalent of a chef's kiss meets mint-fresh excellence. When 'nice' just doesn't capture how magnificently things worked out.
An expert in the history of mass media.
master of ceremonies
Mommy shaming is when one or more people bully a mother about her parenting choices. The shaming may be communicated in a variety of ways, including blunt or subtle in-person criticisms or as comments online on social media and parenting forums.
A term that describes a person who creates game modifications, also known as "mods."
The deliberately informal, often satirical pronunciation of 'America' used to mock excessive patriotism, jingoism, or stereotypical American behavior. Usually accompanied by references to guns, eagles, and freedom fries, it's the linguistic equivalent of wearing an American flag tank top to a monster truck rally. Originally meant as mockery, it's been ironically embraced by the very people it was meant to ridicule.
When a fart bubble travels from your anus forwards into your vulva. Like queefing but the origin is butt gas.
my side is busting open
"Marvo's Epic Fail Award" - a tongue-in-cheek Facebook accolade bestowed upon whoever spectacularly face-plants in sports, celebrity life, or general existence that week. Think of it as a participation trophy for participating in catastrophic failure, all in good fun of course.
The automotive domino effect that occurs when one driver activates their windshield wipers in a queue, inadvertently spraying the car behind them, who then retaliates with their own wipers, creating a cascading chain of reluctant window-cleaning. It's like the stadium wave, but with more passive-aggressive fluid exchange and zero coordination.
A linguistic Swiss Army knife deployed when your brain refuses to cooperate with actual vocabulary, also moonlighting as a mild insult and an invitation to hang out. It's the verbal equivalent of shrugging while simultaneously trying to communicate three different things—inefficient, but somehow it works.
The verbal equivalent of a shrug, perfectly capturing that sweet spot between 'I acknowledge what you said' and 'I couldn't care less.' This monosyllabic masterpiece has become the universal expression of apathy, indifference, and the general exhaustion of having to react to things. It's the sound of enthusiasm dying a quiet death.
British slang for someone who's completely unhinged, unpredictable, or engages in behavior so wild it questions their mental stability. Can describe someone clinically unstable or just a mate who does dangerously stupid things for laughs. The UK's colorful way of saying "that person is absolutely bonkers."
To stare at someone intensely and menacingly, giving them the evil eye without saying a word. A non-verbal way to communicate serious displeasure.
A vague period of time that's longer than an actual minute—basically 'a while' or 'some time.' Used frequently in casual speech to describe imprisonment or any extended duration.
A Spanish contraction combining 'mi' (my) and 'hijo' (son), creating an affectionate, colloquial way to address a male family member or close friend. The Spanish equivalent of 'my boy.'
People born on this day are shy, talkative, creative, handsome, sexy, tall, and very special. If you meet a guy born on this day, never let him go he will make you feel like the most special woman on earth and love you forever. Be careful with him because he will fall in love fast, and when he does he expects it to last forever. I you do break up with him keep in mind that he will still like you and try to get you back. He may also be jealous when you find someone new so be warned. But he is the best person you’ll ever meet so hold on to him.
A Mellissa is an amazing girl and unique in every way she try’s to fit in but she can’t held to be a little goofy she’s so beautiful and doesn’t know it and when she’s told she’s beautiful she will always deny it she has a smile that lights up the room She has a laugh that could make you wanna listen to it all day. She is a very caring person and will often put others dealing before her own. She’s so scared of letting people down and spends every waking moment worrying. She is the greatest person you could have in your life get your self a Mellissa cause if you don’t you’re r missing out
Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer
Multiple Personality Disorder