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Somebody who can eat there body wait and still be hungry
A Mellissa is an amazing girl and unique in every way she try’s to fit in but she can’t held to be a little goofy she’s so beautiful and doesn’t know it and when she’s told she’s beautiful she will always deny it she has a smile that lights up the room She has a laugh that could make you wanna listen to it all day. She is a very caring person and will often put others dealing before her own. She’s so scared of letting people down and spends every waking moment worrying. She is the greatest person you could have in your life get your self a Mellissa cause if you don’t you’re r missing out
Microsoft Windows XP
master of ceremonies
Mom I'd like to f**k
Before being replaced, MIPS was an essential metric for computer users to consider when determining computing costs, like server performance. However, as technology progressed and the need for more accurate metrics increased, MIPS became an obscure technical term.
An acronym that is commonly used as a title for doctors of medicine in the United States; also refers to the degree earned by doctors and surgeons in order to practice medicine, which commonly takes 4 years to complete, followed by several years of internships, residency training, and tests; also known asDM.
Someone you're linking up withIRLmay use MMA to mean "meet me at." You're most likely to receive this version of MMA as part of a chat or text message, sent by a friend or family member you're planning to see later.
Possessive partners with an ... interesting sense of humor may refer to their girlfriends as MSB, or "my sexy b****." This acronym is used only among friends, and likely should not be used even there.
hot, smart and the best man ever. a family man. the best father ever.
The fricking awesomest qlique/group the world has ever known. We hate preps, goths emos,and anything mainstream. We dress however we want to, usually with band t-shirts, but sometimes with others usually black.
Morning After the Night Before Breath—that special bouquet of regret, alcohol metabolites, and death that greets you upon waking after a night of drinking. It's the olfactory evidence that your body is processing poor decisions and punishing you accordingly. No amount of regular brushing can defeat this monster; you need industrial-strength intervention.
A viral hit song from 2018 that became so ubiquitous at parties and events that hearing it became a legitimate public safety concern due to how chaotically people react to it.
A sleep-deprived supermom who feeds on caffeine and survives on sticky kisses and messy smiles. Mombies are master multi-taskers and suck-it-uppers.
To piss and puke in a full tent.
microsoft's internet explorer
May the Force be with you
mind your own damn business
mind your own f**king business
The male is admirable in some way, whether it be because he is attractive, likable, or both. The acronym is commonly seen preceded with a "#" and is included with a picture of the male. The acronym is similar to the popularWCWacronym. Also, it should only be applied on Mondays, thus the name "Man-crush MONDAY."
Mothers aren't always women who have kids. That's because "mother" is also slang for female icons revered by women, such as Beyoncé, Mariah Carey, Adele, Princess Diana, Taylor Swift, and Dolly Parton.
A vivid metaphor for attempting something completely futile and chaotic, like watching a primate with no opposable thumbs try to engage with an oblong ball. It perfectly captures those frustrating moments when nothing works and you're flailing about uncoordinatedly while others watch your struggle with bemused entertainment.
The parental pseudo-agreement that exists in the quantum state between 'yes' and 'no,' giving hope while committing to nothing. Translates roughly to 'I need you to stop asking me right now' with a 30% chance of actual approval.
A clever contact name disguise that sounds like "marijuana," designed for saving your dealer's number without immediately incriminating yourself. It's the phonetic camouflage technique preferred by those who haven't discovered encrypted messaging apps yet. Because nothing screams "I'm not suspicious" like having forty texts with someone named Mary Warner who only responds with addresses and emojis.