muddy turtle

Beginner 📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

Definition

The act of wiping the shit off one's anus onto the bottom of their nut sack with toilet paper after defecating.

Example Usage

Michael had to take a bath after committing a muddy turtle.

Origin

Urban Dictionary

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