Monkey Blanket

Definition

A humorous term for an exceptionally large, thick patch of hair covering a man's back, often extending from the lower back to the shoulders and neck. Think of it as nature's unwanted fur coat.

Example Usage

Did you see that guy at the beach? He really needs to invest in a back-waxing appointment—that monkey blanket was something else.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Monkey%20Blanket&defid=11803930)

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