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A perpetually time-displaced person stuck in 1980s aesthetics—think crystal-topped cane, shaved body, and the fashion sense of an amateur pimp. They're blissfully unaware that their era ended decades ago and stubbornly refuse to update.
Someone hopelessly devoted to 'the way things were,' with zero interest in updating their worldview or tech stack.
Relatives who rarely show up except to ask for something; you tolerate them best from a distance because proximity breeds resentment.
An attractive person who has all the qualities you're looking for; someone who's got it going on and is dating material.
A metaphorical term for an explosively violent bowel movement where nature launches a surprise attack with shocking velocity and force. Usually the unwelcome souvenir of sketchy food choices and a digestive system that's had enough.
"Feel Me Up Boots"—shorter boots worn with the express purpose of subtly reminding an ex exactly what they're missing, combining practicality with psychological warfare.
Acronym for 'Friday Afternoon Chiefin''—the sacred ritual of smoking weed on Friday afternoon to ceremonially launch your weekend and mentally clock out from school or work.
Internet shorthand smugly dropped on classical music forums to suggest Mozart is tragically underrated—despite literally everyone already knowing this.
Short for 'Freaky Intelligence'—a playful metric measuring exactly how horny someone is. High FQ means you've got a one-track mind and zero chill about it.
A brief romantic entanglement lasting less than two months—basically a relationship so short it barely registers on a calendar.
A humorous philosophy suggesting each person has a finite supply of emotional energy (fucks to give) that must be carefully budgeted throughout life. Based on the economic principle that resources are limited and require strategic allocation.
The opposite of 'full of win'—when something is so spectacularly unsuccessful that it becomes a cautionary tale. Like a product launch that crashes, burns, and somehow catches fire again for good measure. It's the mid-2000s internet's way of saying 'that was a complete and utter disaster.'
A dangerous recreational combo: bong hit, two shots of Four Loko, exhale, then spend the next hour convinced you've achieved sentience in a whole new dimension.
Grandmother (dad's side) via toddler pronunciation—what happens when a kid can't quite say 'grandma' but the family finds it so cute they just keep it forever.
To become extremely upset, excited, or angry in the most unhinged way possible—basically the profanity-enhanced version of 'flipping out.' When something is SO dramatic that normal emotional reactions simply won't suffice, you flip a shit. It's what you do when you're genuinely coming unglued.
Shorthand for 'fine dark skin'—a casual, colloquial way to compliment someone's appearance. More of a street observation than formal terminology.
An attitude of zen acceptance toward chaos; rolling with life's absurd punches and embracing an 'it is what it is' vibe instead of losing your mind.
Driving around with a completely full gas tank, giving you maximum range and the freedom to spontaneously road trip wherever without obsessing over the next gas station.
To crave something intensely and urgently—whether food, objects, or experiences—a hunger that transcends casual wanting.
The concentrated, potent form of cannabis edibles—hits faster than regular edibles and will absolutely pin you to the couch if you're not careful with dosing.
The anxious, defensive sensation you get when someone invades your personal space by standing too close or looming over you, forcing you to mentally 'close the gate' around your boundaries.
To be in an elevated, hyped-up energy state where excitement is so contagious you're basically radiating pure hype; turnt, lit, gassed up, and ready to go.
A vintage 1990s descriptor meaning something is spectacularly awesome and in a league of its own, directly referencing the Kool-Aid Man's iconic 'Oh yeah!' catchphrase.
A cute, informal shorthand for 'friend' that emphasizes closeness and emotional bonds. It's 'bestie' with a slight lisp and a whole lot more endearment.