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f**ked up beyond all local maintenance
Friends with Benefits
f**k you in the face
A cheeky double entendre suggesting that women who play trumpet possess both exceptional kissing skills (from all that embouchure training) and bold personalities on and off stage. Based on the questionable logic that if you can handle a brass instrument, you can handle other activities requiring lip strength and stamina. Band kid humor at its finest.
An unexpected third party who inserts themselves into a couple's intimate moment at a club or party—basically an uninvited participant in what you thought was a private flirtation. It's the physical manifestation of boundary-crossing.
Acronym for “Fine as Fuck!” What is said when describing a very good looking woman in such a way to exemplify their beauty and remain somewhat respectful.
A person (generally a celebrity) whose fashion choices one covets and attempts to emulate. This may become an obsession bordering on fanaticism. What one feels toward the person whose wardrobe they wish they could marry.
federal pound me in the ass prison
First Person Shooter
for the mother f**king win
A spray-paint can nozzle that delivers a thick, heavy stream of paint for large-area coloring in graffiti work. Essential for coverage and fill-in techniques.
Emphatic slang confirmation meaning 'for sure' or 'definitely'—a playful riff on the phrase popularized in mid-2000s hip-hop culture. The verbal equivalent of a confident nod.
Falling Off Chair Laughing.
The temporary bloated belly you get after eating an embarrassingly large meal, making you look briefly pregnant. That uncomfortable, overstuffed sensation when your stomach extends further than your ego can handle.
A completely complicated and confusing cell phone plan offered by T-mobile typically offered to african-americans due to their general lack of credit worthiness. Instead of having a normal account, Flexpay customers are not ecomonically viable; therefore, these accounts come with outsourced customer support, fees for paying monthly bills with cash, and instantaneous suspension of service when account is not paid by due date.
Someone who genuinely enjoys cuddling soft, furry things—think cats, dogs, beards, and blankets. No judgment here, just cozy vibes.
"Follow for Follow"—a mutually beneficial social media pact where you agree to hit that follow button if the other person does the same. It's the digital equivalent of "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours," except everyone stays clothed.
Name of a 1970's Lynyrd Skinner Song. To be requested from a band when it is clear "they suck". The humor is found in that Freebird is almost 10 min long and arguable the most difficult guitar solo.
To load up on flashy diamonds and jewelry, essentially covering yourself in bling until you sparkle like a disco ball. The verbal equivalent of showing off expensive ice.
A nonsensical exclamation expressing bewilderment or a complete loss for words when faced with an absurd or confusing situation.
Facebook Best Friend Forever—the once-thrilling but ultimately hollow status of having someone add you on Facebook as a 'best friend,' which meant absolutely nothing in real life.
The frustrating cycle of desperately pursuing someone until they reciprocate interest, at which point your attraction mysteriously evaporates like morning dew. It's less about the person and more about the thrill of the chase.
Short for 'funk doctor'—a person who brings wild, chaotic, party energy to any situation, typically making an entrance that demands attention.
The art of visiting someone's home under friendly pretenses and systematically leaving with all their snacks and alcohol—all while maintaining a pleasant demeanor and the fiction that you're not literally robbing them.