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The frustrating cycle of desperately pursuing someone until they reciprocate interest, at which point your attraction mysteriously evaporates like morning dew. It's less about the person and more about the thrill of the chase.
An acronym standing for 'fat ugly bastard'—a crude insult combining physical appearance criticism with general contempt. Mostly dated internet slang from the early 2000s.
A lesbian who splits the difference between femme and butch aesthetics—think soft features with a more masculine wardrobe and presentation. It's the androgynous sweet spot that refuses to choose a lane.
An individual whose actions—whether morally wrong or socially inappropriate—have earned them a reputation as someone fundamentally messed up. Not necessarily evil, just reliably making terrible decisions.
A paradoxical creature from the classic nursery rhyme—a bear that is theoretically not fuzzy at all, making the name hilariously ironic. A reference to the contradiction between name and reality.
An acronym standing for Fap, Nap, and Crap—basically the holy trinity of self-care when you're feeling sick or terrible and need to reset your system, any combination works.
The unofficial holiday that comes after July 4th when people are still firing off their leftover fireworks because clearly one day of explosions wasn't enough.
The mischievous practice of throwing fruit through people's windows, typically under cover of darkness. It's like egging, but somehow more produce-based and less permanent.
A ridiculous term for surviving an impossible fall in Fortnite (or real life), defying physics and all logic—basically pulling off a miracle when you should've gone splat.
A clumsy, obvious, or particularly unconvincing lie—basically the verbal equivalent of someone trying to hide behind a lamppost.
Short for 'funk doctor'—a person who brings wild, chaotic, party energy to any situation, typically making an entrance that demands attention.
A mental catalog of attractive people you fantasize about—basically a spank bank, but for people with different hardware. It's your personal collection of crushes, celebrities, and that one person from class filed away in the archives of your imagination.
Someone too lazy to do their own research who constantly badgers others for answers instead of Googling it themselves. The digital equivalent of that friend who won't read the menu and just asks you what's good every single time.
A strategic fake cough deployed to mask heavy breathing after physical exertion, allowing someone to save face by implying they're sick rather than out of shape. The ultimate performance art of plausible deniability on staircases everywhere.
A euphemistic gaming insult—a creative substitute for a more offensive term, typically hurled at teammates who mess up during gameplay. It's deliberately nonsensical, which is what makes it absurdly funny as an insult.