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A website where the majority of content is found on the front page. The sites usually have lots of links to other websites.
Like mood swings, but for your appetite—the unpredictable fluctuation in what and how much you want to eat from day to day. One day you're craving kale salads, the next you need an entire pizza to survive. It's your body's way of keeping restaurants guessing and making dinner plans unnecessarily complicated.
Mexican slang for a preppy, upper-class person who's basically the Abercrombie & Fitch catalog come to life. These individuals sport designer everything, speak with a distinct accent, and possess that special blend of wealth and attitude that makes everyone else roll their eyes. Fun fact: it literally means "strawberry," which is coincidentally also expensive and delicate.
Someone who infiltrates your separate friend groups through you, then develops independent relationships with them behind your back. They're the social connector nobody asked for, turning your carefully compartmentalized life into one big awkward mixer. Before you know it, your yoga buddy and your college roommate are hanging out without you, and you're wondering how you became irrelevant in your own friend network.
A cheeky double entendre suggesting that women who play trumpet possess both exceptional kissing skills (from all that embouchure training) and bold personalities on and off stage. Based on the questionable logic that if you can handle a brass instrument, you can handle other activities requiring lip strength and stamina. Band kid humor at its finest.
An attempt to create a new synonym for 'fast' or 'quick' that sounds vaguely Germanic or made-up, depending on your perspective. It's the linguistic equivalent of trying to make 'fetch' happen—ambitious, creative, but ultimately questionable. Points for originality though.
When "fantastic" or "terrific" alone just won't capture your overwhelming enthusiasm, smash them together like a linguistic car accident. This portmanteau is deployed by people whose excitement levels exceed their vocabulary limits.
When someone's acting completely unhinged, irrational, or off-the-rails in their behavior. It's the PG-rated way of saying someone's lost their grip on reality and is now freewheeling through Crazytown. Usually deployed when someone's overreacting to a situation that doesn't warrant such theatrical drama.
Acronym for “Fine as Fuck!” What is said when describing a very good looking woman in such a way to exemplify their beauty and remain somewhat respectful.
A person (generally a celebrity) whose fashion choices one covets and attempts to emulate. This may become an obsession bordering on fanaticism. What one feels toward the person whose wardrobe they wish they could marry.
When, after shooting a load of cum inside a girl, they squat above you and express it into your mouth
f**k me up the p***y
f**king son of a b***h
f**ked up beyond all local maintenance
f**k you Bend over here it comes
British slang for wasting time on pointless activities or fussing about ineffectively. It's the art of being busy while accomplishing absolutely nothing, elevated to a cultural pastime across the pond.
An archaic interjection meaning "in truth" or "indeed," now used exclusively by Shakespeare enthusiasts, Dungeons & Dragons players, and people being deliberately pretentious. It's the medieval equivalent of saying "no cap."
A story with magical elements typically featuring princesses, dragons, and improbable happy endings, originally designed to entertain children and occasionally traumatize them. In modern usage, it's deployed sarcastically to dismiss something as unrealistic or too good to be true. The go-to word for cynics who want to rain on someone's optimistic parade.
A playful variation of 'flash,' referring to Adobe Flash animations or movies that were popular in early 2000s internet culture. Bonus points if it was made in a chat room.
The state of achieving maximum laziness where you've transcended even basic functions like channel-changing or snack-retrieving. A semi-vegetative condition of deliberate nothingness, often achieved after work when ambition has left the building and motivation is nowhere to be found.
Fall Back In My Chair Laughing
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Snoop Dogg's contribution to linguistic history, this is the -izzle suffix version of "fo sho" (for sure). It peaked in the early 2000s when adding -izzle to everything was peak cool. Now mostly used ironically by people making fun of outdated slang, which is somehow both sad and hilarious.
A signature devastating move in Mortal Kombat where Liu Kang launches an inferno projectile directly at your opponent's face; now used metaphorically to describe any crushing comeback or devastating attack.