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A particularly violent form of sexual stimulation involving a girl's forehead running up and down the shaft of the penis in an effort to provide pleasure. Often results in a visit to A&E.
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Friends with Benefits
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Friends with benefits are friends that have abooty callarrangement without thefeels. It is also the title of the 2011 movie starring Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis.
Fantasy football consists of participants who act as team owners. They draft players to compete and earn points based on their performance in games. Each statistic, mainly receptions, rushing yards, receiving yards, touchdowns, interceptions, and field goals, receives a certain amount of points depending on the league settings. The team with the most amount of points at the end of the NFL week wins the head-to-head matchup against another team in the league. There are different variations to how FF is played, such as standard andPPRscoring style that allot different amounts of points for on-the-field performances.
In online chat, F/F stands for "face to face." Most often, chatters use this abbreviation when asking others whether they want to meet upIRL.
A fundamentalist, often referring to someone with strict religious views who follows doctrine without critical thinking. Typically used pejoratively to describe those who are dogmatically devoted and evangelically vocal.
An unexpected third party who inserts themselves into a couple's intimate moment at a club or party—basically an uninvited participant in what you thought was a private flirtation. It's the physical manifestation of boundary-crossing.
The exhausting holiday tradition of visiting multiple relatives' houses in rapid succession, combining the logistics of a military operation with the diplomatic skills of a UN negotiator. Not unlike bar hopping, except instead of collecting drinks, you're collecting awkward questions about your love life and Tupperware full of leftovers. Peak season: Thanksgiving through New Year's.
a telivision channel that has runned some of the best comedies and cancelled them while at the same time keeping some of the worst shows. They used to have futurama and family guy but cancelled them because fox hates people. They got rid of andy richter controls the universe and gave him a shitty new show called "quintuplit". They also show arressted development which is the best show you jackasses don't watch. The only thing keeping them alive is the simpsons which after season 12 started getting bad because they got new writers who just try to pander the off the wall humor way too much and don't have the same sharp edge they used to. How king of the hill is still on is a mystery to me. to recap good shows that fox dropped:futurama,family guy,andy richter controls the universe. If these shows were still on there the fox network wouldn't have to cling to the simpsons and pump out bad reality shows.
A completely complicated and confusing cell phone plan offered by T-mobile typically offered to african-americans due to their general lack of credit worthiness. Instead of having a normal account, Flexpay customers are not ecomonically viable; therefore, these accounts come with outsourced customer support, fees for paying monthly bills with cash, and instantaneous suspension of service when account is not paid by due date.
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FLEDGE (First Locally Executed Decisions over Groups Experiment) is a method by which Google delivers ad content to Google Chrome users. Google developed the FLEDGE system in 2022, as part of its plan to do away with third-partycookiesin Chrome.
This page explains what the acronym "FKA" means. The definition, example, and related terms listed above have been manually compiled and written by the Slang.net team.
The self-appointed aquatic hall monitors of the internet who patrol fishkeeping forums to call out your subpar tank setups. While technically correct about your betta's need for a 5-gallon minimum, their delivery has all the tact of a hungry piranha. Bonus points when the lecture comes from someone whose profile picture is clearly taken in their mom's basement.
The temporary bloated belly you get after eating an embarrassingly large meal, making you look briefly pregnant. That uncomfortable, overstuffed sensation when your stomach extends further than your ego can handle.
An individual whose actions—whether morally wrong or socially inappropriate—have earned them a reputation as someone fundamentally messed up. Not necessarily evil, just reliably making terrible decisions.
A state of unhinged, chaotic energy where social norms are optional and impulse control has left the chat. The vibe you achieve after three energy drinks and zero human interaction for 48 hours.
When you’re taking a fat piss and you’re there for so long you put your hand on the wall and say “Damn this is a fat piss”
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