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To log off of Facebook when you see one of your"friends" has logged on whom you don't want to chat with.
A website where the majority of content is found on the front page. The sites usually have lots of links to other websites.
A cheeky double entendre suggesting that women who play trumpet possess both exceptional kissing skills (from all that embouchure training) and bold personalities on and off stage. Based on the questionable logic that if you can handle a brass instrument, you can handle other activities requiring lip strength and stamina. Band kid humor at its finest.
The state of achieving maximum laziness where you've transcended even basic functions like channel-changing or snack-retrieving. A semi-vegetative condition of deliberate nothingness, often achieved after work when ambition has left the building and motivation is nowhere to be found.
National sit next to your friend day
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Fancast is a slang term for when fans imagine or suggest specific actors to play roles in books, comics, video games, or other media that has not (yet) been adapted for film or TV. It's short for "fan casting," and you will likely see it in social media threads, TikTok edits, or Pinterest boards where people post their dream cast for a future adaptation, whether it's a fantasy novel series, an anime reboot, or a superhero character they think deserves better casting.
Short for 'funk doctor'—a person who brings wild, chaotic, party energy to any situation, typically making an entrance that demands attention.
Extremely cold in temperature; also used figuratively to describe someone giving someone the silent treatment, ignoring them, or being socially isolated ('left them out in the cold').
A vintage slang term from the Great Depression era describing an automobile so beat-up and rickety that it made the Joads' jalopy look like a Cadillac. Think of it as the 1930s equivalent of calling someone's car a "hooptie," except your grandparents actually used this word unironically while fleeing the Dust Bowl.
The intensified form of "faded," deployed when regular intoxication vocabulary just doesn't capture the extreme level of inebriation you've achieved. It's what happens when "faded" needs backup, suggesting you've transcended mere tipsiness into another dimension. The linguistic equivalent of adding extra letters for emphasis, like "sooooo" or "yasssss."
1. Homosexual intercourse between two men 2. Gay Anal Sex
The last and most final form of the dog, usually comes in the appearance of Gabe the Dog, with barking and yapping in a similiar aspect. Very rare to happen, but it requires a lot of time.
first come first served
f**k you in the face
A fiver party is a birthday party where guests are encouraged to give $5 instead of buying an expensive gift. The party was created in order to save guests money and then pool together the $5 donations to buy one big gift.
A state of being so extraordinarily high that 'fried' doesn't even begin to cover it—you've transcended normal intoxication into a whole new dimension of impairment. It's the level where you forget how to operate doorknobs and find yourself mesmerized by ceiling fans. Essentially, it's being fried squared, with extra crispy on top.
To load up on flashy diamonds and jewelry, essentially covering yourself in bling until you sparkle like a disco ball. The verbal equivalent of showing off expensive ice.
Emphatic slang confirmation meaning 'for sure' or 'definitely'—a playful riff on the phrase popularized in mid-2000s hip-hop culture. The verbal equivalent of a confident nod.
a telivision channel that has runned some of the best comedies and cancelled them while at the same time keeping some of the worst shows. They used to have futurama and family guy but cancelled them because fox hates people. They got rid of andy richter controls the universe and gave him a shitty new show called "quintuplit". They also show arressted development which is the best show you jackasses don't watch. The only thing keeping them alive is the simpsons which after season 12 started getting bad because they got new writers who just try to pander the off the wall humor way too much and don't have the same sharp edge they used to. How king of the hill is still on is a mystery to me. to recap good shows that fox dropped:futurama,family guy,andy richter controls the universe. If these shows were still on there the fox network wouldn't have to cling to the simpsons and pump out bad reality shows.
A Kewl chick who chats, she is funny, outgoing, can be a bitch, but then most of us can. she loves to party and never knocks back a drink with her friends. She is a wonderful person who everyone adores.
Magnificent in such an over-the-top, fabulous manner that the style, widget, or event must have been made fashionable by the livelier sort of gay men, most likely while they were dressed in sequined drag and crooning Yma Sumac numbers. In connotation, "fagnificent" is markedly more fabulous than "fabulous" and notably more campy than "splendiferous."
f**k her right in her p***y
f**king son of a b***h