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Short for 'for real, for real' -- because saying 'for real' once wasn't convincing enough. The repetition adds emphasis, like the person is swearing on everything they own. It's the text equivalent of looking someone dead in the eyes while making a statement.
Fall Back In My Chair Laughing
falling from chair laughing
f**king piece of s**t
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Friends with benefits are friends that have abooty callarrangement without thefeels. It is also the title of the 2011 movie starring Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis.
To log off of Facebook when you see one of your"friends" has logged on whom you don't want to chat with.
A vintage slang term from the Great Depression era describing an automobile so beat-up and rickety that it made the Joads' jalopy look like a Cadillac. Think of it as the 1930s equivalent of calling someone's car a "hooptie," except your grandparents actually used this word unironically while fleeing the Dust Bowl.
Your girlfriend or boyfriend's dad, whom you must impress without the legal protection that marriage provides. He's technically not your father-in-law, but he's definitely judging whether you're worthy of his child. One wrong move at Thanksgiving and you're toast.
Street terminology for one-eighth of a kilogram of cocaine, which breaks down to four full ounces plus 13 grams (the 'baby' being the short half-ounce). Popularized by Young Jeezy's oddly specific pricing structure, this is drug dealing with a cute nickname attached. Your neighborhood pharmacy would never package things this creatively.
The state of achieving maximum laziness where you've transcended even basic functions like channel-changing or snack-retrieving. A semi-vegetative condition of deliberate nothingness, often achieved after work when ambition has left the building and motivation is nowhere to be found.
The intensified form of "faded," deployed when regular intoxication vocabulary just doesn't capture the extreme level of inebriation you've achieved. It's what happens when "faded" needs backup, suggesting you've transcended mere tipsiness into another dimension. The linguistic equivalent of adding extra letters for emphasis, like "sooooo" or "yasssss."
National sit next to your friend day
A term associated to a teacher when there being mildly mean to a student ; Dan:"frick of you fricking frick face!" teacher
derogatory comment, usually referring to someone who sits on their ass while everyone else does the work.
Tough talk thru text.
Gaelic for “little wolf”. Faolan is a protector, fiercely loyal but independent. Also tough but so sweet. You’d do good to have a Faolan call you theirs. Friends, lovers, comrades. A Faolan is ride or die. Never let them go.
Acronym for F*ck Entirely Off.
Name of a 1970's Lynyrd Skinner Song. To be requested from a band when it is clear "they suck". The humor is found in that Freebird is almost 10 min long and arguable the most difficult guitar solo.
A more accurate depiction of the common slang blonde moment. It is named after politician Dr Bruce Flegg, who became the leader of the Queensland Liberal Party in 2006. Flegg insulting referred to a glitch of his memory as a blonde moment, hence the emergence of the term Flegg moment into mainstream usage.
The Doo Doo of cars.
Faggy waggy pow wow is a term used to describe gay sex and or to offend others.
A sexual act in which the male is attempting anal (after coming close but being denied several times). The male positions himself behind the female, puts the tip of his penis in her anus, latches on to her hips, digs in his toes and thrusts for all he is worth. The female will typically shoot off the penis with high velocity, crashing face first into the headboard of the bed, occasionally knocking herself unconscious.
A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after. TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!