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n. one whose face is one or many of the following: ugly, flat, broad, dirty, or scraggly, with an implication that cows, sheep and/or other ranch animals are allowed to graze unchecked upon their face.
The act of sliding someone's underwear to the side rather than removing it entirely before intimate activity, mimicking the functional elegance of French doors that open without swinging wide. Efficiency meets spontaneity in furniture-inspired foreplay terminology.
A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after. TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!
My favorite non-swear word that really isn't one
friends forever and always
f**k me up the p***y
for no particular reason
For some reason, some people use FSR to mean "for some reason." This acronym typically precedes a mysterious or unexplainable fact.
A flamer is a person who enjoysflamingothers, which involves purposely angering other Internet users. It commonly involves using profane insults to attack others when gaming, chatting, or posting in forums online.
When a Girl mutters her own name during sex.
When someone's acting completely unhinged, irrational, or off-the-rails in their behavior. It's the PG-rated way of saying someone's lost their grip on reality and is now freewheeling through Crazytown. Usually deployed when someone's overreacting to a situation that doesn't warrant such theatrical drama.
A whimsical exclamation for minor annoyances—dropping a pencil, spilling coffee, losing your keys—that somehow makes everyday frustrations feel less serious through linguistic creativity.
Your girlfriend or boyfriend's dad, whom you must impress without the legal protection that marriage provides. He's technically not your father-in-law, but he's definitely judging whether you're worthy of his child. One wrong move at Thanksgiving and you're toast.
Street terminology for one-eighth of a kilogram of cocaine, which breaks down to four full ounces plus 13 grams (the 'baby' being the short half-ounce). Popularized by Young Jeezy's oddly specific pricing structure, this is drug dealing with a cute nickname attached. Your neighborhood pharmacy would never package things this creatively.
A term associated to a teacher when there being mildly mean to a student ; Dan:"frick of you fricking frick face!" teacher
A more accurate depiction of the common slang blonde moment. It is named after politician Dr Bruce Flegg, who became the leader of the Queensland Liberal Party in 2006. Flegg insulting referred to a glitch of his memory as a blonde moment, hence the emergence of the term Flegg moment into mainstream usage.
a random word twistyp made while off percs
family member in room
fell off the chair laughing
f**k this s**t I'm out
f**ked up beyond belief
f**k you mother f**ker
The term FOBO first appeared in an October 2020 Slate article titledThe FOBO Is Real, in which author Heather Schwedel explained FOBO's meaning. Seven months into the United States' roller coaster pandemic experience, Schwedel assumed most remote workers were feeling at least some amount of FOBO, until The New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin notably proved her wrong.
For example, a craigslist or Facebook Marketplace post might read "FS: 20 pristine porcelain penguins. Currently parked near my pantry. Please pay promptly upon purchase."