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1) To be obviously lied to. 2) Mindfucked, or tricked. 3) Drunk on no alcohol. 4) Confused at what appears to be obvious and non-controversial. 5) To kill 8 fish within 3 days. 6) NEVER admitting defeat. 7) Going to the "Library" for 9 hours but no one believes you. 8) Overconfidence in inner "thug." 9) Responding to any critique by simply stating "sooners are better," regardless of topic.
f**k her right in the p***y
f**k you mother f**ker
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Fan service is a narrative term that means "giving a story's fans exactly what they want." While the term originated (and is still most often used) in relation to anime and manga, it is now used to describe crowd-pleasing plot developments that occur in many types of stories.
An acronym that stands for fantasy football league, which consists of teams managed by participants. These participants draft players to compete and earn points based on their on-field performance.
Fandom is a slang term for a community of fans that combines "fanatics" and "kingdom." This term is used to describe a community of fans of team, person, TV show, movie, etc.
The act of taking a book into the bathroom for extended reading during your business, thereby rendering it socially contaminated—as immortalized in that Seinfeld episode. Once a book has been flagged, it enters a permanent state of bathroom association that can never be undone.
a male homosexual. Refers to anal penetration.
Besides song listings, you may see people use feat in messages, social media, and forums. For example, your friend may message you, "Didn't you see that the party was feat a live band?" Or, a person may post a video of you as a child on Facebook with the caption, "The cutest sneeze you will ever see. Feat Henry."
A flamer is a person who enjoysflamingothers, which involves purposely angering other Internet users. It commonly involves using profane insults to attack others when gaming, chatting, or posting in forums online.
An onomatopoetic expression of dismissal, functioning as both a verbal eye-roll and the sound of silent gastrointestinal rebellion. The sophisticated person's "whatever." Conveys maximum apathy with minimum effort.
An acronym standing for 'fat ugly bastard'—a crude insult combining physical appearance criticism with general contempt. Mostly dated internet slang from the early 2000s.
A cheeky abbreviation for the Fox network that lets you complain about their terrible programming decisions while maintaining a thin veil of professionalism.
A Flag Job is a sexual act in which one participant jerks another off using a flag. Flag Jobs have significant advantages over an ordinary hand job, because there is no clean up involved, and the giver does not have to actually touch, or even see the receiver's penis. Plus, they're a great way to show off your nationalism. It can be abbreviated as FJ, but that is often mixed up with foot job.
For example, a craigslist or Facebook Marketplace post might read "FS: 20 pristine porcelain penguins. Currently parked near my pantry. Please pay promptly upon purchase."
In CTY lingo, a frisbee can be both the traditional flying disk and also one's virginity. Frisbees are stricly not allowed to be thrown across the path on Hartman Green. Sometimes the RA's are lenient about this rule, but if they see an offenders swinging their lanyards, they will immediately take action
When someone's acting completely unhinged, irrational, or off-the-rails in their behavior. It's the PG-rated way of saying someone's lost their grip on reality and is now freewheeling through Crazytown. Usually deployed when someone's overreacting to a situation that doesn't warrant such theatrical drama.
When someone is seeking attention or validation.
f**k me up the p***y
f**ked Up Beyond Recognition
first world problems
Those who are discussing FAANG stocks or companies are talking about "Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, and Google." These five titans of the tech industry have become so dominant (comprising 15% of the S&P 500's value) and embedded in the public's consciousness that they're sometimes referred to as one entity.
The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long. Symptoms include: Shivering Severe agitation An impatience to arrive at the destination A temporary hatred for the car's owner Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own. This condition is known to affect men more than women.