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Someone so conventionally attractive they'd look perfect on a magazine cover—the kind of person who stops traffic and makes you believe in magazine-worthy genetics.
An old-fashioned way of saying 'don't worry about it' or 'don't stress'—the kind of phrase your Victorian grandmother would use while sipping tea. It's sincere and genteel, though wildly out of place in modern conversation.
A playful affirmation meaning 'for sure' or 'for real,' popularized in early 2000s slang. It's what you said when you wanted to sound cool but also ironic about sounding cool.
A term of affection for someone who's delightfully weird, goofy, and/or sexually adventurous—acknowledging your partner's freak flag in the most endearing way possible. Equal parts 'I love how weird you are' and 'I want you.'
Your chaotic squad of comedy legends—the crew that does TikTok dances unironically, roasts your teachers mercilessly, and can handle being the punchline themselves without getting mad.
The art of artificially recreating the aesthetic of bygone eras—especially dead technology—by slapping on some grain filters and vinyl crackle to convince yourself you're living in the past. It's nostalgia for times you didn't actually experience, served with a side of irony you're not quite sure about.
A person who exploits your friendship for personal gain (money, status, clout) while offering nothing genuine in return—basically a human parasite wearing a friendship costume.
French slang for 'bull's fashion,' which is a delightfully dramatic way of saying 'so overhyped that everyone owns it.' It's the eye-roll you give when a trend becomes so ubiquitous that wearing it feels like a group costume. Parisians coined it, and it's slowly spreading across the rest of France, one matching scarf at a time.
What happens when an underground or obscure album suddenly explodes in popularity after getting featured on Pitchfork's 'Best New Music' list—suddenly everyone and their cousin is downloading it. A perfect example of critical hype driving mass consumption.
A lightweight opponent who looks about as intimidating as a bowl of pho noodles—all talk, no substance. Perfect for anyone looking for an easy win without breaking a sweat.
A Pacific Northwest metal subgenre that combines heavy sludge/doom aesthetics with lyrical themes of forests, getting high, and epic outdoor adventures—basically Metallica meets hiking trail.
The mysterious collection of food particles, hair, dust, and random debris that accumulate on floors and become experimental snacks for crawling infants. A toddler's multivitamin with questionable quality control.
When someone in a position of authority bends the rules or shows favoritism to a group of younger people, earning instant street cred and validation. It's the cool authority figure move that makes them a legend in everyone's eyes.
A relationship passenger who shows up for the physical benefits and good vibes but has already mentally checked out of the long-term parking lot. They're content riding shotgun without ever grabbing the steering wheel.
Acronym for the emotional currency that powers your ability to care about things. When your reserves are depleted, even mildly annoying situations become completely unbearable.