No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
A friendship so genuine, supportive, and unbreakable that it makes other people wonder if they're doing friendship wrong—the kind where you'd both take a bullet for each other and actually mean it.
A humorous corruption of the actual feng shui philosophy—deliberately rearranging furniture to create obstacle courses and tripping hazards for unsuspecting victims, turning your living room into a booby-trapped nightmare.
The archetypal suave, fashion-forward European gentleman — effortlessly stylish, intellectually curious, and blessed with impeccable taste in music and aesthetics. Basically the human equivalent of a perfectly tailored beret.
When someone pours a shot or drink directly into your mouth from above while you're kneeling or bent backward, creating a dramatic and gravity-defying moment of libation. It's the most theatrical way to get unnecessarily drunk.
A cutesy, childish word for poop that somehow also refers to an exclusive family club—because nothing says 'wholesome' like restricted bowel-movement terminology with membership requirements.
A small torch made from bundled camel hair that can be lit on fire—basically the medieval equivalent of 'forget your flashlight, just set this hair on fire.'
An absurdly tiny measurement—so minuscule it's almost imperceptible to the human eye. Use this when something needs to move just a hair more and you can't come up with actual units.
A risky game where participants trespass through consecutive backyards in a neighborhood, testing their parkour skills and luck before angry homeowners catch them.