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The exhausting holiday tradition of visiting multiple relatives' houses in rapid succession, combining the logistics of a military operation with the diplomatic skills of a UN negotiator. Not unlike bar hopping, except instead of collecting drinks, you're collecting awkward questions about your love life and Tupperware full of leftovers. Peak season: Thanksgiving through New Year's.
a telivision channel that has runned some of the best comedies and cancelled them while at the same time keeping some of the worst shows. They used to have futurama and family guy but cancelled them because fox hates people. They got rid of andy richter controls the universe and gave him a shitty new show called "quintuplit". They also show arressted development which is the best show you jackasses don't watch. The only thing keeping them alive is the simpsons which after season 12 started getting bad because they got new writers who just try to pander the off the wall humor way too much and don't have the same sharp edge they used to. How king of the hill is still on is a mystery to me. to recap good shows that fox dropped:futurama,family guy,andy richter controls the universe. If these shows were still on there the fox network wouldn't have to cling to the simpsons and pump out bad reality shows.
National sit next to your friend day
derogatory comment, usually referring to someone who sits on their ass while everyone else does the work.
Gaelic for “little wolf”. Faolan is a protector, fiercely loyal but independent. Also tough but so sweet. You’d do good to have a Faolan call you theirs. Friends, lovers, comrades. A Faolan is ride or die. Never let them go.
Name of a 1970's Lynyrd Skinner Song. To be requested from a band when it is clear "they suck". The humor is found in that Freebird is almost 10 min long and arguable the most difficult guitar solo.
A sexual act in which the male is attempting anal (after coming close but being denied several times). The male positions himself behind the female, puts the tip of his penis in her anus, latches on to her hips, digs in his toes and thrusts for all he is worth. The female will typically shoot off the penis with high velocity, crashing face first into the headboard of the bed, occasionally knocking herself unconscious.
The last and most final form of the dog, usually comes in the appearance of Gabe the Dog, with barking and yapping in a similiar aspect. Very rare to happen, but it requires a lot of time.
When someone is seeking attention or validation.
friends forever and always
frequently asked question
for future reference
f**k my f**king life
f**k me like the w***e I am
f**k me now kiss me later
For No Apparent Reason
fall on the floor laughing
freedom of information act
fell off the chair laughing
For some reason, some people use FSR to mean "for some reason." This acronym typically precedes a mysterious or unexplainable fact.
People making momentous decisions use FBOW to mean "for better or worse." This acronym means a person is ready to stand by their choice, no matter the outcome.
Do you want to win the lottery? If you keep your FC (fingers crossed), it might happen.
An FUSIT is a lousy situation where several things have gone wrong. The acronym is a variation of the U.S. militaryFUBARandMUBARterms.
Fan service is a narrative term that means "giving a story's fans exactly what they want." While the term originated (and is still most often used) in relation to anime and manga, it is now used to describe crowd-pleasing plot developments that occur in many types of stories.