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TikTok, Twitter, and other social media users use "fax, no printer" to emphasize that something is true. The phrase can be used to mean "what I just said is true" or "I agree with that."
An acronym standing for Fap, Nap, and Crap—basically the holy trinity of self-care when you're feeling sick or terrible and need to reset your system, any combination works.
Relatives who rarely show up except to ask for something; you tolerate them best from a distance because proximity breeds resentment.
Street terminology for one-eighth of a kilogram of cocaine, which breaks down to four full ounces plus 13 grams (the 'baby' being the short half-ounce). Popularized by Young Jeezy's oddly specific pricing structure, this is drug dealing with a cute nickname attached. Your neighborhood pharmacy would never package things this creatively.
f**k her right in the p***y
f**k this s**t I'm out
Besides song listings, you may see people use feat in messages, social media, and forums. For example, your friend may message you, "Didn't you see that the party was feat a live band?" Or, a person may post a video of you as a child on Facebook with the caption, "The cutest sneeze you will ever see. Feat Henry."
In fantasy sports leagues likeFFB, players earn points for their teams by recording positivestats. In FFB, they may be touchdowns, rushing yards, receiving yards, or catches.
Combination of the name francisco and skeet. A cool guy the loves to skeet on everyone he meets. Animals are not excluded un fortunatly. He enjoys all types of skeet for example warm skeet frozen skeet and his favorite green skeet. He loves jiggly dicks and jiggly balls and always has a chod up his ass. He greets you by saying '' whats up main you want some chod''. His favorite place to get skeeted on is his eyes.
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In CTY lingo, a frisbee can be both the traditional flying disk and also one's virginity. Frisbees are stricly not allowed to be thrown across the path on Hartman Green. Sometimes the RA's are lenient about this rule, but if they see an offenders swinging their lanyards, they will immediately take action
An alpha male, hot as fuck, super inteligent man that steals all the girls. He's dick size matches he's IQ of 10000. In He's free time fotis likes to bully his friends and jerk off to himself in the mirror.
Casual slang for "for sure," meaning yes, definitely, or I agree, that's been part of hip-hop vernacular since the '90s. Despite dubious claims of invention by random people, this phrase has been confirming plans and affirming statements across America for decades.
The unapologetic, sugar-laden, original formula Coca-Cola that hasn't been neutered by the diet or zero-calorie treatment. It's what health-conscious people say with mild horror when they realize their drink wasn't the artificially sweetened version they requested. The beverage equivalent of going all-in instead of hedging your bets.
An onomatopoetic expression of dismissal, functioning as both a verbal eye-roll and the sound of silent gastrointestinal rebellion. The sophisticated person's "whatever." Conveys maximum apathy with minimum effort.
A signature devastating move in Mortal Kombat where Liu Kang launches an inferno projectile directly at your opponent's face; now used metaphorically to describe any crushing comeback or devastating attack.
A fundamentalist, often referring to someone with strict religious views who follows doctrine without critical thinking. Typically used pejoratively to describe those who are dogmatically devoted and evangelically vocal.
Your girlfriend or boyfriend's dad, whom you must impress without the legal protection that marriage provides. He's technically not your father-in-law, but he's definitely judging whether you're worthy of his child. One wrong move at Thanksgiving and you're toast.
A Flag Job is a sexual act in which one participant jerks another off using a flag. Flag Jobs have significant advantages over an ordinary hand job, because there is no clean up involved, and the giver does not have to actually touch, or even see the receiver's penis. Plus, they're a great way to show off your nationalism. It can be abbreviated as FJ, but that is often mixed up with foot job.
When a Girl mutters her own name during sex.
The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long. Symptoms include: Shivering Severe agitation An impatience to arrive at the destination A temporary hatred for the car's owner Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own. This condition is known to affect men more than women.
The exhausting holiday tradition of visiting multiple relatives' houses in rapid succession, combining the logistics of a military operation with the diplomatic skills of a UN negotiator. Not unlike bar hopping, except instead of collecting drinks, you're collecting awkward questions about your love life and Tupperware full of leftovers. Peak season: Thanksgiving through New Year's.
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