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A more accurate depiction of the common slang blonde moment. It is named after politician Dr Bruce Flegg, who became the leader of the Queensland Liberal Party in 2006. Flegg insulting referred to a glitch of his memory as a blonde moment, hence the emergence of the term Flegg moment into mainstream usage.
From The f**king Article
f**ked up beyond all hope
A phrase that refers to the good and bad results of a person's actions and decisions made throughout his or her life.
Going from being hungover to getting the flu all at once.
A fundamentalist, often referring to someone with strict religious views who follows doctrine without critical thinking. Typically used pejoratively to describe those who are dogmatically devoted and evangelically vocal.
Street terminology for one-eighth of a kilogram of cocaine, which breaks down to four full ounces plus 13 grams (the 'baby' being the short half-ounce). Popularized by Young Jeezy's oddly specific pricing structure, this is drug dealing with a cute nickname attached. Your neighborhood pharmacy would never package things this creatively.
A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after. TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!
Combination of the name francisco and skeet. A cool guy the loves to skeet on everyone he meets. Animals are not excluded un fortunatly. He enjoys all types of skeet for example warm skeet frozen skeet and his favorite green skeet. He loves jiggly dicks and jiggly balls and always has a chod up his ass. He greets you by saying '' whats up main you want some chod''. His favorite place to get skeeted on is his eyes.
Food of choice for gnomes and other small mythological woodland creatures, often found near the entrance to gnome dwellings. Flajberries promote love, happiness and creativity.
friends forever and always
f**k this s**t I'm out
(noun) A degrading form of exploitation. The female equivalent of a sleaze who sleeps with you and never calls. Except in this case the sleaze doesn't sleep with you and calls all the f*cking time.
Acronym standing for 'For Everyone Completely Overwhelmed Right Now'. Used on social media to introduce a cute or uplifting picture, meme, clip or piece of encouragement. Emphasis on cute and uplifting. Trend started in response to Covid-19, inflation and the Ukrainian invasion.
A story with magical elements typically featuring princesses, dragons, and improbable happy endings, originally designed to entertain children and occasionally traumatize them. In modern usage, it's deployed sarcastically to dismiss something as unrealistic or too good to be true. The go-to word for cynics who want to rain on someone's optimistic parade.
A spectacularly clueless person who couldn't find their way out of a paper bag with instructions. Think of them as a human equivalent of a noodle—floppy, directionless, and somewhat useless.
An acronym standing for Fap, Nap, and Crap—basically the holy trinity of self-care when you're feeling sick or terrible and need to reset your system, any combination works.
The Doo Doo of cars.
acting gay among friends, but not gay enough to be truly gay
falling from chair laughing
free, open source software
When a Girl mutters her own name during sex.
To be put into early retirement, especially in competitive gaming and online gaming due to getting destroyed by other much stronger players.
Eating A delicious milkshake while under the influence of marijuana, weed, pot, smoke, green and, grass.