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In the weightlifting world, "fake natty" is when a person appears or claims to be fit by "natural" means, but they've taken performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs), such asHGHor anabolic steroids, or have had cosmetic surgery. For example, your friend may remark about a bodybuilder, "Jared claims he's natty, but he gotswollso fast, he's gotta be fake natty."
A term that refers to unnecessary content that appears in video games and websites.
Someone who thinks you're FOS thinks you're "full of s***." This acronym is used to call out people who are lying or ignorant.
A femullet is the female version of themullethairstyle. The haircut includes short hair in the front and long in the back.
Workers who fail up are promoted despite constant mediocrity or failure. Failing up is a fairly common phenomenon in the business world - so common, in fact, that there's a slang term to describe it.
However, FYKI isn't always as kind as it sounds. In some contexts, some people may use it sarcastically or passive-aggressively, especially online or in professional back-and-forths. It can precede a statement meant to correct someone or point out something obvious, with just enough edge to say, "I'm being polite, but I want you togetthis."
Techies, inventory managers, and others use FIFO to stand for "first in, first out." FIFO is a method of processing and disposing of items in a queue. Under FIFO, the first item to enter a queue is also the first item to get processed and leave the queue.
A fundie-lite is a person who is very religious but not quite a fundamentalist. The person adheres to strict beliefs but makes some minor exceptions, thus he is the "lite" version of afundie.
Fandom is a slang term for a community of fans that combines "fanatics" and "kingdom." This term is used to describe a community of fans of team, person, TV show, movie, etc.
A finstagram is a fake Instagram account used as an alternate account to a person's main account. Usually, the account is meant to be a more private and realistic depiction of the user.
A term that refers to an extremely devoted female fan of a comic book, movie, television show, sports team, or musician; most likely has attended a convention wearing a costume that specializes in her favorite topic.
In online chat, F/F stands for "face to face." Most often, chatters use this abbreviation when asking others whether they want to meet upIRL.
When one poos on another person's belly button and spreads it liberally in the region. Sprinkles optional.
Performing oral sex on a women in an enthusiastic singsong manner.
Eating A delicious milkshake while under the influence of marijuana, weed, pot, smoke, green and, grass.
The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long. Symptoms include: Shivering Severe agitation An impatience to arrive at the destination A temporary hatred for the car's owner Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own. This condition is known to affect men more than women.
The self-appointed aquatic hall monitors of the internet who patrol fishkeeping forums to call out your subpar tank setups. While technically correct about your betta's need for a 5-gallon minimum, their delivery has all the tact of a hungry piranha. Bonus points when the lecture comes from someone whose profile picture is clearly taken in their mom's basement.
An emphatic affirmation meaning 'for sure,' popularized by Snoop Dogg's linguistic creativity in the early 2000s. Part of the '-izzy' suffix movement that briefly convinced people that adding '-izzy' to anything made it cooler.
The act of taking a book into the bathroom for extended reading during your business, thereby rendering it socially contaminated—as immortalized in that Seinfeld episode. Once a book has been flagged, it enters a permanent state of bathroom association that can never be undone.
A vintage slang term from the Great Depression era describing an automobile so beat-up and rickety that it made the Joads' jalopy look like a Cadillac. Think of it as the 1930s equivalent of calling someone's car a "hooptie," except your grandparents actually used this word unironically while fleeing the Dust Bowl.
Street terminology for one-eighth of a kilogram of cocaine, which breaks down to four full ounces plus 13 grams (the 'baby' being the short half-ounce). Popularized by Young Jeezy's oddly specific pricing structure, this is drug dealing with a cute nickname attached. Your neighborhood pharmacy would never package things this creatively.
The intensified form of "faded," deployed when regular intoxication vocabulary just doesn't capture the extreme level of inebriation you've achieved. It's what happens when "faded" needs backup, suggesting you've transcended mere tipsiness into another dimension. The linguistic equivalent of adding extra letters for emphasis, like "sooooo" or "yasssss."
Getting someone to believe/understand you mean what you are saying.
Magnificent in such an over-the-top, fabulous manner that the style, widget, or event must have been made fashionable by the livelier sort of gay men, most likely while they were dressed in sequined drag and crooning Yma Sumac numbers. In connotation, "fagnificent" is markedly more fabulous than "fabulous" and notably more campy than "splendiferous."