No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
My favorite non-swear word that really isn't one
f**k b***hes get money
For Gods sake shut up
f**k my f**king life
Eating A delicious milkshake while under the influence of marijuana, weed, pot, smoke, green and, grass.
The act of sliding someone's underwear to the side rather than removing it entirely before intimate activity, mimicking the functional elegance of French doors that open without swinging wide. Efficiency meets spontaneity in furniture-inspired foreplay terminology.
An individual whose actions—whether morally wrong or socially inappropriate—have earned them a reputation as someone fundamentally messed up. Not necessarily evil, just reliably making terrible decisions.
another phrase for "fuck it". when you are not mad enough to say fuck it or when you just dont give a fuck. idgaf, FUG IT.
free, open source software
fell off the chair laughing
f**k you Bend over here it comes
Music so formulaic and radio-friendly it could've been stamped out by a factory assembly line. This is the sonic equivalent of fast fashion—mass-produced, instantly recognizable, and completely indistinguishable from the last dozen songs you heard.
A spectacularly clueless person who couldn't find their way out of a paper bag with instructions. Think of them as a human equivalent of a noodle—floppy, directionless, and somewhat useless.
f**k Around Find Out
falling from chair laughing
for no particular reason
Failed to build from source
Going from being hungover to getting the flu all at once.
A digital pirate who rehosts online media without permission, or historically, a mercenary with loose ethical standards. Modern freebooters lurk in comment sections claiming they 'didn't know' that video was someone else's content.
Faggy waggy pow wow is a term used to describe gay sex and or to offend others.
A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after. TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!
f**ked up beyond all recognition
file transfer protocol
f**ked up beyond hope