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The self-appointed aquatic hall monitors of the internet who patrol fishkeeping forums to call out your subpar tank setups. While technically correct about your betta's need for a 5-gallon minimum, their delivery has all the tact of a hungry piranha. Bonus points when the lecture comes from someone whose profile picture is clearly taken in their mom's basement.
When you're discussing dilemmas andSNAFUs, FUM stands for "f***ed-up mess." This three-letter acronym is used to refer to situations that areAFU.
To smack someone's forehead with the heel of your hand, presumably as a reality check or stupidity penalty. Also bizarrely defined as hot pink, because apparently this term couldn't decide what it wanted to be when it grew up.
a male homosexual. Refers to anal penetration.
Flavour of the month
Do you want to win the lottery? If you keep your FC (fingers crossed), it might happen.
An acronym that describes something you don't want to get out to the general public; also a military and business term used to label documents for restricted or limited distribution.
For example, your college professor might send you an email that says "FTTT I will be giving in-class pop quizzes." This means your professor plans to spring quizzes on your class without notice (likely in an attempt to encourage attendance).
An acronym standing for 'fat ugly bastard'—a crude insult combining physical appearance criticism with general contempt. Mostly dated internet slang from the early 2000s.
Tough talk thru text.
Getting someone to believe/understand you mean what you are saying.
Fan service is a narrative term that means "giving a story's fans exactly what they want." While the term originated (and is still most often used) in relation to anime and manga, it is now used to describe crowd-pleasing plot developments that occur in many types of stories.
A sexual act in which the male is attempting anal (after coming close but being denied several times). The male positions himself behind the female, puts the tip of his penis in her anus, latches on to her hips, digs in his toes and thrusts for all he is worth. The female will typically shoot off the penis with high velocity, crashing face first into the headboard of the bed, occasionally knocking herself unconscious.
first world problems
The term is often seen in video games such as World of Warcraft (WOW), League of Legends (LOL), and Warcraft 3:DOTA. Farm also appears asFarming.
For No Apparent Reason
British slang for wasting time on pointless activities or fussing about ineffectively. It's the art of being busy while accomplishing absolutely nothing, elevated to a cultural pastime across the pond.
Being disrespectfully bold, sassy, or impertinent in your tone, often directed at authority figures or elders. It's that specific brand of attitude where someone's mouth is writing checks their position can't cash. This is the vintage version of what we now call having 'a tone problem.'
a random word twistyp made while off percs
for lack of a better term
f**ked up beyond all hope
For Your f**king Information
When someone makes a dramatic appearance change that fundamentally alters how others perceive them, named after the TV show character who cut her iconic hair and allegedly tanked the show's ratings. It's the aesthetic equivalent of updating your app and losing all your favorite features.
Acronym for F*ck Entirely Off.