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In the weightlifting world, "fake natty" is when a person appears or claims to be fit by "natural" means, but they've taken performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs), such asHGHor anabolic steroids, or have had cosmetic surgery. For example, your friend may remark about a bodybuilder, "Jared claims he's natty, but he gotswollso fast, he's gotta be fake natty."
The unapologetic, sugar-laden, original formula Coca-Cola that hasn't been neutered by the diet or zero-calorie treatment. It's what health-conscious people say with mild horror when they realize their drink wasn't the artificially sweetened version they requested. The beverage equivalent of going all-in instead of hedging your bets.
British slang for someone being an idiot or acting like a complete tool. It's a softer, more playful insult than calling someone a proper moron, perfect for when your mate does something dumb but endearing.
Getting someone to believe/understand you mean what you are saying.
1) To be obviously lied to. 2) Mindfucked, or tricked. 3) Drunk on no alcohol. 4) Confused at what appears to be obvious and non-controversial. 5) To kill 8 fish within 3 days. 6) NEVER admitting defeat. 7) Going to the "Library" for 9 hours but no one believes you. 8) Overconfidence in inner "thug." 9) Responding to any critique by simply stating "sooners are better," regardless of topic.
f**k her right in the p***y
An acronym that stands for fantasy football league, which consists of teams managed by participants. These participants draft players to compete and earn points based on their on-field performance.
When someone makes a dramatic appearance change that fundamentally alters how others perceive them, named after the TV show character who cut her iconic hair and allegedly tanked the show's ratings. It's the aesthetic equivalent of updating your app and losing all your favorite features.
A Flag Job is a sexual act in which one participant jerks another off using a flag. Flag Jobs have significant advantages over an ordinary hand job, because there is no clean up involved, and the giver does not have to actually touch, or even see the receiver's penis. Plus, they're a great way to show off your nationalism. It can be abbreviated as FJ, but that is often mixed up with foot job.
Flavour of the month
friends with occasional benefits
In fantasy sports leagues likeFFB, players earn points for their teams by recording positivestats. In FFB, they may be touchdowns, rushing yards, receiving yards, or catches.
Eating A delicious milkshake while under the influence of marijuana, weed, pot, smoke, green and, grass.
An onomatopoetic expression of dismissal, functioning as both a verbal eye-roll and the sound of silent gastrointestinal rebellion. The sophisticated person's "whatever." Conveys maximum apathy with minimum effort.
The Doo Doo of cars.
Taking a Brillo pad or steel wool pad, putting it in a fat chicks ass, and touching a 9 volt battery to it while you fuck them doggystyle.
f**k it buddy, I'm just a reserve
f**ked Up Beyond Recognition
first world problems
For Your f**king Information
A phrase that refers to the good and bad results of a person's actions and decisions made throughout his or her life.
Fandom is a slang term for a community of fans that combines "fanatics" and "kingdom." This term is used to describe a community of fans of team, person, TV show, movie, etc.
(noun) A degrading form of exploitation. The female equivalent of a sleaze who sleeps with you and never calls. Except in this case the sleaze doesn't sleep with you and calls all the f*cking time.
In CTY lingo, a frisbee can be both the traditional flying disk and also one's virginity. Frisbees are stricly not allowed to be thrown across the path on Hartman Green. Sometimes the RA's are lenient about this rule, but if they see an offenders swinging their lanyards, they will immediately take action