No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
f**k it buddy, I'm just a reserve
Flavour of the month
f**ked Up Beyond Recognition
When someone makes a dramatic appearance change that fundamentally alters how others perceive them, named after the TV show character who cut her iconic hair and allegedly tanked the show's ratings. It's the aesthetic equivalent of updating your app and losing all your favorite features.
1) To be obviously lied to. 2) Mindfucked, or tricked. 3) Drunk on no alcohol. 4) Confused at what appears to be obvious and non-controversial. 5) To kill 8 fish within 3 days. 6) NEVER admitting defeat. 7) Going to the "Library" for 9 hours but no one believes you. 8) Overconfidence in inner "thug." 9) Responding to any critique by simply stating "sooners are better," regardless of topic.
A Flag Job is a sexual act in which one participant jerks another off using a flag. Flag Jobs have significant advantages over an ordinary hand job, because there is no clean up involved, and the giver does not have to actually touch, or even see the receiver's penis. Plus, they're a great way to show off your nationalism. It can be abbreviated as FJ, but that is often mixed up with foot job.
Taking a Brillo pad or steel wool pad, putting it in a fat chicks ass, and touching a 9 volt battery to it while you fuck them doggystyle.
for no particular reason
For Your f**king Information
In CTY lingo, a frisbee can be both the traditional flying disk and also one's virginity. Frisbees are stricly not allowed to be thrown across the path on Hartman Green. Sometimes the RA's are lenient about this rule, but if they see an offenders swinging their lanyards, they will immediately take action
Your girlfriend or boyfriend's dad, whom you must impress without the legal protection that marriage provides. He's technically not your father-in-law, but he's definitely judging whether you're worthy of his child. One wrong move at Thanksgiving and you're toast.
friends forever and always
For Gods sake shut up
f**k her right in the p***y
family member in room
f**k me up the p***y
f**ked up beyond belief
For some reason, some people use FSR to mean "for some reason." This acronym typically precedes a mysterious or unexplainable fact.
Those who are discussing FAANG stocks or companies are talking about "Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, and Google." These five titans of the tech industry have become so dominant (comprising 15% of the S&P 500's value) and embedded in the public's consciousness that they're sometimes referred to as one entity.
In fantasy sports leagues likeFFB, players earn points for their teams by recording positivestats. In FFB, they may be touchdowns, rushing yards, receiving yards, or catches.
An acronym that stands for fantasy football league, which consists of teams managed by participants. These participants draft players to compete and earn points based on their on-field performance.
Workers who fail up are promoted despite constant mediocrity or failure. Failing up is a fairly common phenomenon in the business world - so common, in fact, that there's a slang term to describe it.
Fandom is a slang term for a community of fans that combines "fanatics" and "kingdom." This term is used to describe a community of fans of team, person, TV show, movie, etc.
(noun) A degrading form of exploitation. The female equivalent of a sleaze who sleeps with you and never calls. Except in this case the sleaze doesn't sleep with you and calls all the f*cking time.