fuckenomics

Definition

A humorous philosophy suggesting each person has a finite supply of emotional energy (fucks to give) that must be carefully budgeted throughout life. Based on the economic principle that resources are limited and require strategic allocation.

Example Usage

By retirement, most people practice fuckenomics and stop wasting energy on things that don't matter.

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