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A phrase used to hide details, or save yourself from saying something you dont really want someone to know.
The beautiful hybrid state of simultaneously chilling and relaxing, when you've achieved such peak laziness that one word just won't cut it. It's double the leisure, maximum effort avoidance, and zero productivity guilt.
A furry domestic dictator that has successfully convinced humans they're pets when it's clearly the other way around. These four-legged narcissists operate on a strict policy of conditional affection, dispensing cuddles only when it serves their agenda (usually food-related). Despite their murderous tendencies and Karen-level attitude, we continue to worship them on the internet.
A humorous unit of measurement equal to approximately 5 mph, ostensibly the speed at which humans can traverse desert sand while riding (or pretending to ride) a camel.
Gamersuse CTF as shorthand for "capture the flag." This acronym describes a game mode in which two teams attempt to capture each other's flag and return it to their home base to win. Often, CTF matches are timed, and the team that manages to retrieve the other team's flag the most number of times wins.
A conventionally attractive guy whose IQ apparently left town the moment his gym membership began showing results. All muscles, zero substance, and absolute certainty that both facts should impress you.
When you ejaculate in her throat and shake her head
Don't be friends with a Chinese person they are so rude and racist !!! I am a hijabi and this Chinese person was telling me to take it off and they were being very racist!!!
The Crip Walk, a dance originally associated with the Crips gang in Los Angeles, involving intricate foot movements that spell out letters or signals. What started as gang communication became a mainstream hip-hop dance move, though doing it in the wrong neighborhood can still get you in serious trouble. Cultural appropriation meets actual danger.
That first soul-reviving sip of an ultra-cold energy drink that hits different—the one that gives you instant vitality and reignites your will to exist.
A voluminous, curly hairstyle sported by people of European descent; essentially nature's attempt at giving everyone the afro experience regardless of ancestry.
To throw up the peace sign as a casual goodbye, or to leave a place/situation early, signaling departure with a two-fingered gesture.
The practice of texting while simultaneously urinating—a risky multitasking endeavor that may result in wet shoes or bathroom mishaps.
An acronym for one of the highest executive positions in a company; often reports to theCEOand is responsible for the daily operating duties of the company.
A lazy portmanteau of 'chill' and 'relax'—meaning to kick back, hang out, and do absolutely nothing in the most relaxed way possible.
Someone (typically a Floridian) who clocks out at 5 PM sharp to immediately hit the bar for margaritas and Jimmy Buffett songs—basically living the perpetual vacation lifestyle on a Tuesday.
A witty portmanteau describing the state of being passed out or completely unresponsive due to obsessive overuse of punctuation marks or excessive grammatical perfectionism—basically what happens when you care too much about commas.
To verbally roast someone by taking the piss out of their life, family, home, or social situation—essentially a freestyle insult battle focused on humorous mockery rather than genuine malice.
Adjective describing something thoroughly covered in 'cope'—internet-speak for coping mechanisms, delusion, or self-deception. If a take is copeatious, it's basically someone coping so hard they've built a second reality.
A chaotic filmmaking style that weaponizes quick cuts, bizarre camera angles, random sound effects, and nonsensical visuals in a desperate attempt to hold viewer attention—usually just resulting in sensory overload and confusion instead. Think 1990s educational videos on steroids, exemplified by Bill Nye's aggressive editing style.
An honest acronym standing for 'Chuckled Out Loud'—for people who want to admit that something was mildly amusing rather than claiming LOL when they barely cracked a smile. It's the internet's way of being real about what actually made you laugh.
The eerie communication blackout that occurs on December 25th when all your holiday-celebrating friends vanish into family obligations and alcohol-induced comas, leaving you in total social isolation.
Someone whose kindness, thoughtfulness, and good personality make them genuinely attractive beyond just physical appearance. Or, you know, just someone with a nicely shaped head.
Coming tantalizingly close to success but ultimately falling short—the consolation prize is disappointment rather than the actual prize. Originated from 1920s fairgrounds that gave out cigars as rewards.