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The fine art of engaging in sketchy, probably-shouldn't-tell-your-mom-about-this behavior. While often associated with actual illegal activities, it's become slang for any shady dealings that happen in dark corners or involve suspicious exchanges.
The anatomical phenomenon where the calf and ankle merge into one continuous unit, eliminating that pesky ankle definition entirely. A portmanteau that dermatologists didn't ask for but the internet gleefully delivered anyway.
A delightfully British insult that sounds harsh but is actually meant affectionately, like calling your mate an idiot after they do something ridiculous. It combines the randomness of British slang with animal imagery for maximum comedic effect. It's the kind of phrase that only works with the right accent and friendship context.
British slang for absolute nonsense or rubbish, delivered with the kind of verbal flourish that makes insults sound sophisticated. Perfect for when "that's BS" lacks the Victorian-era charm you're going for. Bonus points if you say it with a monocle.
A witty retort to an insult, ideally delivered immediately rather than three hours later in the shower. The hallmark of a good comeback is making your opponent wish they'd kept their mouth shut in the first place.
The merciful act of flushing mid-session to spare innocent nostrils from your digestive aftermath. This bathroom etiquette move is especially crucial when visiting someone else's home and you'd like to be invited back.