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People typically use CMFWIC (chief mo fo who's in charge) to refer to authority figures they dislike. For example, a teen might use CMFWIC to refer to their parent, and an employee might use CMFWIC to refer to their boss.
An extremely ugly slam hound that should be avoided at all cost, who has a jacked up face and grill!
When someone brags by 'complaining' about something. We all know a person like that.
The liberating yet occasionally risky choice to forgo underwear beneath your clothing. A wardrobe decision that offers maximum freedom and minimum safety nets, popular among free spirits and people who forgot to do laundry.
A racist person who ignores rules in public spaces and falsely claims to feel threatened when confronted about their behavior, often weaponizing law enforcement. A specific reference to entitled individuals who use fear-mongering as a defense mechanism.
A girl who's earned the honorary 'one of the guys' status by refusing to be boring or drama-filled—nicknamed after behaving so chill that everyone forgets her real name. Often she's pressured to stay unbothered about the whole thing.
A permanent ink commitment that two people get together to commemorate their relationship—basically a tattoo version of changing your relationship status on Facebook, except it's way harder to undo.
A virtual space where multiple users can engage in real-time text-based conversation, typically organized by topic or interest, accessible through BBSes, AOL, web portals, or dedicated services. Chat rooms were a central form of online social interaction from the 1990s through early 2000s.
A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.
One of the worst, most terrible movies ever. Only popular because Disney takes ideas that worked well (High School Musical), and suck them dry until just mentioning the idea makes people cringe. Also popular because the Jonas Brothers "starred" in it (actually JOE starred in it and the other two were only in for like ten minutes of the movie).
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A verbal timeout card played when someone drops a confusing reference or term mid-conversation and you need them to back up and explain. Think of it as the conversational equivalent of raising your hand and saying "wait, what?" but with more restaurant flair.
To verbally berate, scold, or severely reprimand someone for their actions or behavior. A heated dressing-down delivered with considerable volume and displeasure.
A polite euphemism for a profane term describing something incredibly thin or narrow—useful when females are nearby and you want to avoid getting weird looks.
A relaxed way of saying you're kicking back and chilling, derived from MBA culture at certain institutions. When you're coolin it, you're not doing much—just vibing and letting the world pass by.
An honest acronym standing for 'Chuckled Out Loud'—for people who want to admit that something was mildly amusing rather than claiming LOL when they barely cracked a smile. It's the internet's way of being real about what actually made you laugh.
A dismissive response to shut down someone making an irrelevant or awkward comment in a conversation where they don't belong. It's the social equivalent of patting someone on the head and saying "that's nice, dear" when they're desperately trying to insert themselves into your friend group. The phrase itself is intentionally absurd to highlight how random their interjection was.
Shopping cart etiquette—the sadly underappreciated social contract of grocery store navigation. It encompasses lane discipline, spatial awareness, and the basic courtesy of not parking your cart perpendicular across the aisle while you contemplate soup options for seventeen minutes.
Short for 'claim with positive energy'—a manifestation and law-of-attraction influenced phrase meaning to confidently state or visualize what you want while radiating good vibes. It's spiritual manifesting meets Gen-Z efficiency.
Extremely, impossibly, aggressively adorable—short for 'cute as f***,' used when normal language fails to capture the maximum level of cuteness something has achieved. It's the linguistic equivalent of turning your enthusiasm up to 11.