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Shopping cart etiquette—the sadly underappreciated social contract of grocery store navigation. It encompasses lane discipline, spatial awareness, and the basic courtesy of not parking your cart perpendicular across the aisle while you contemplate soup options for seventeen minutes.
The absurdist act of being struck by a vehicle with the word 'CHILDREN' emblazoned on its side, typically a school van or bus. It's irony at its finest—a safety warning becoming the instrument of your demise. Used as a verb because sometimes English just needs more chaos.
A South Asian slang term describing wannabe tough guys who compensate for their lack of actual street cred with garish fashion choices and reckless motorcycle stunts. Think neon flip-flops, overly distressed jeans, attention-seeking hair dye, and the irresistible urge to pop wheelies in traffic. Predominantly spotted in Mumbai's western suburbs, these are the guys who peaked in their own minds.
A witty retort to an insult, ideally delivered immediately rather than three hours later in the shower. The hallmark of a good comeback is making your opponent wish they'd kept their mouth shut in the first place.
A girl who's earned the honorary 'one of the guys' status by refusing to be boring or drama-filled—nicknamed after behaving so chill that everyone forgets her real name. Often she's pressured to stay unbothered about the whole thing.
A social engineering tactic where someone convinces you that their absurd request is actually a deeply respected tradition in their culture, exploiting your desire not to be offensive. The international relations version of the Jedi Mind Trick, except instead of "these aren't the droids you're looking for," it's "eating fermented shark eyeballs is how we say hello." Falls apart the moment you actually Google their supposed customs.
To give oral sex to a woman
The liberating yet occasionally risky choice to forgo underwear beneath your clothing. A wardrobe decision that offers maximum freedom and minimum safety nets, popular among free spirits and people who forgot to do laundry.
Verb meaning to hide contraband in your pants' crotch area, exploiting the fact that police dogs sniffing that region appears completely normal. A clever if somewhat uncomfortable drug-concealment technique that relies on societal awkwardness about canine crotch-sniffing behavior. Your underwear becomes a smuggling compartment.
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To decisively defeat or beat someone up, often in a group setting. Think of it as wiping the competition's clock so thoroughly they lose track of time—and dignity.
A conventionally attractive guy whose IQ apparently left town the moment his gym membership began showing results. All muscles, zero substance, and absolute certainty that both facts should impress you.
A polite euphemism for a profane term describing something incredibly thin or narrow—useful when females are nearby and you want to avoid getting weird looks.
A meme template featuring Willy Wonka with a smug expression, used to mockingly congratulate someone or sarcastically acknowledge a supposed achievement. Perfect for passive-aggressive commentary.
An early 2000s internet sensation—an animated frog that sings absurdist songs while riding an invisible motorcycle, featuring surprisingly explicit animation for what should've been family-friendly content. It's peak unhinged early internet energy.
That dreaded dashboard warning light that signals a sensor has detected a problem—usually minor and fixable, but guaranteed to tank your car's resale value faster than you can say 'extended warranty.' It's the automotive equivalent of a relationship red flag that ruins the whole deal.
To blend in with societal norms and expectations, often used sarcastically by those who consider themselves rebels or free thinkers. The accusation hurled at anyone who dares to enjoy mainstream things or follow basic social conventions. Ironically, refusing to conform has become its own form of conformity among certain groups.
A voluminous, curly hairstyle sported by people of European descent; essentially nature's attempt at giving everyone the afro experience regardless of ancestry.
A Bostonian's phonetic rendering of a certain anatomical word, immortalized by Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting. Not to be confused with poultry.
Slang insult describing a male acting effeminate or not conforming to traditional masculine stereotypes, though the term is considered outdated and offensive.
A furry domestic dictator that has successfully convinced humans they're pets when it's clearly the other way around. These four-legged narcissists operate on a strict policy of conditional affection, dispensing cuddles only when it serves their agenda (usually food-related). Despite their murderous tendencies and Karen-level attitude, we continue to worship them on the internet.
Short for 'claim with positive energy'—a manifestation and law-of-attraction influenced phrase meaning to confidently state or visualize what you want while radiating good vibes. It's spiritual manifesting meets Gen-Z efficiency.
The Crip Walk, a dance originally associated with the Crips gang in Los Angeles, involving intricate foot movements that spell out letters or signals. What started as gang communication became a mainstream hip-hop dance move, though doing it in the wrong neighborhood can still get you in serious trouble. Cultural appropriation meets actual danger.
A lazy portmanteau of 'chill' and 'relax'—meaning to kick back, hang out, and do absolutely nothing in the most relaxed way possible.