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An extremely ugly slam hound that should be avoided at all cost, who has a jacked up face and grill!
A furry domestic dictator that has successfully convinced humans they're pets when it's clearly the other way around. These four-legged narcissists operate on a strict policy of conditional affection, dispensing cuddles only when it serves their agenda (usually food-related). Despite their murderous tendencies and Karen-level attitude, we continue to worship them on the internet.
British slang for absolute nonsense or rubbish, delivered with the kind of verbal flourish that makes insults sound sophisticated. Perfect for when "that's BS" lacks the Victorian-era charm you're going for. Bonus points if you say it with a monocle.
A meme template featuring Willy Wonka with a smug expression, used to mockingly congratulate someone or sarcastically acknowledge a supposed achievement. Perfect for passive-aggressive commentary.
A girl who's earned the honorary 'one of the guys' status by refusing to be boring or drama-filled—nicknamed after behaving so chill that everyone forgets her real name. Often she's pressured to stay unbothered about the whole thing.
Prison or jail, particularly the California Institution for Men in Chino. Made pop culture famous by "The Big Lebowski" and countless rap lyrics, it's where bad decisions become concrete reality, literally and figuratively.
Don't be friends with a Chinese person they are so rude and racist !!! I am a hijabi and this Chinese person was telling me to take it off and they were being very racist!!!
Cuffy : Nickname of those with the surname "Cuthbertson"
can't be f**king arsed
cracking the f**k up
A verbal timeout card played when someone drops a confusing reference or term mid-conversation and you need them to back up and explain. Think of it as the conversational equivalent of raising your hand and saying "wait, what?" but with more restaurant flair.
The liberating yet occasionally risky choice to forgo underwear beneath your clothing. A wardrobe decision that offers maximum freedom and minimum safety nets, popular among free spirits and people who forgot to do laundry.
A relaxed way of saying you're kicking back and chilling, derived from MBA culture at certain institutions. When you're coolin it, you're not doing much—just vibing and letting the world pass by.
Cry Baby Bridger Syndrome describes when an entitled person throws a dramatic tantrum upon being denied something, then proceeds to disrespect everyone and everything around them. Basically, adult toddler behavior.
couldn't give a damn
coffee through nose into keyboard
to be relaxed in a comfortable silence. Best feeling ever.
To give oral sex to a woman
A phrase used to hide details, or save yourself from saying something you dont really want someone to know.
A dismissive response to shut down someone making an irrelevant or awkward comment in a conversation where they don't belong. It's the social equivalent of patting someone on the head and saying "that's nice, dear" when they're desperately trying to insert themselves into your friend group. The phrase itself is intentionally absurd to highlight how random their interjection was.
The anatomical phenomenon where the calf and ankle merge into one continuous unit, eliminating that pesky ankle definition entirely. A portmanteau that dermatologists didn't ask for but the internet gleefully delivered anyway.
The merciful act of flushing mid-session to spare innocent nostrils from your digestive aftermath. This bathroom etiquette move is especially crucial when visiting someone else's home and you'd like to be invited back.
Lighthearted mischief that walks the line between harmless fun and technically-maybe-illegal, like sneaking into restricted areas for thrills rather than profit. The petty rebellion that sounds cooler in stories than it actually is.