No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
cascading style sheets
cracking the f**k up
A comb-over is a hairstyle where a person combs their hair to the other side of their head. Often, the style is employed by a balding man attempting to hide his receding hairline.
how can a place be posh yet chavvy? well cheadle hulmes gone and done it :)
In recent years, this has become a popular cover story for ignoring someone's phone calls and/or text messages. Your phone's battery died and the charger was at home, or you could not find the charger.
Street slang transformation of 'cutie' into something that sounds way cooler when addressing your homies. It's a term of endearment that somehow maintains masculinity through creative pronunciation and has been part of urban vocabulary for decades.
A dismissive response to shut down someone making an irrelevant or awkward comment in a conversation where they don't belong. It's the social equivalent of patting someone on the head and saying "that's nice, dear" when they're desperately trying to insert themselves into your friend group. The phrase itself is intentionally absurd to highlight how random their interjection was.
A verbal timeout card played when someone drops a confusing reference or term mid-conversation and you need them to back up and explain. Think of it as the conversational equivalent of raising your hand and saying "wait, what?" but with more restaurant flair.
That dreaded dashboard warning light that signals a sensor has detected a problem—usually minor and fixable, but guaranteed to tank your car's resale value faster than you can say 'extended warranty.' It's the automotive equivalent of a relationship red flag that ruins the whole deal.
A rhythmic music and dance style born in the West Indies, famous for sharp social commentary and improvised lyrics that roast current events with tropical flavor.
A social engineering tactic where someone convinces you that their absurd request is actually a deeply respected tradition in their culture, exploiting your desire not to be offensive. The international relations version of the Jedi Mind Trick, except instead of "these aren't the droids you're looking for," it's "eating fermented shark eyeballs is how we say hello." Falls apart the moment you actually Google their supposed customs.
The attire of college students who dress in athletic wear, sweatpants, sweatshirt, leggings, and pajama like clothing.
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chill and relax in one word
A clapback is a clever comeback used by a person who just received an insult. It is such a good comeback that it leaves the receiver speechless and becomes amic dropmoment.
Copypasta is an online slang term that refers to a snippet of text that is repeatedly copied and pasted. The block of text is often pasted in forums, chatrooms, and on social media totrollpeople.
Costube is a community of YouTubers interested in costuming and historical fashions. These YouTubers post videos of themselves making and wearing historically- or pop culture-inspired outfits, for other fashion fans to watch (and perhaps become inspired by).
to be relaxed in a comfortable silence. Best feeling ever.
Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.
The absurdist act of being struck by a vehicle with the word 'CHILDREN' emblazoned on its side, typically a school van or bus. It's irony at its finest—a safety warning becoming the instrument of your demise. Used as a verb because sometimes English just needs more chaos.
A delightfully British insult that sounds harsh but is actually meant affectionately, like calling your mate an idiot after they do something ridiculous. It combines the randomness of British slang with animal imagery for maximum comedic effect. It's the kind of phrase that only works with the right accent and friendship context.
A relaxed way of saying you're kicking back and chilling, derived from MBA culture at certain institutions. When you're coolin it, you're not doing much—just vibing and letting the world pass by.
A racist person who ignores rules in public spaces and falsely claims to feel threatened when confronted about their behavior, often weaponizing law enforcement. A specific reference to entitled individuals who use fear-mongering as a defense mechanism.
A permanent ink commitment that two people get together to commemorate their relationship—basically a tattoo version of changing your relationship status on Facebook, except it's way harder to undo.