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To be in deep trouble, utterly doomed, or completely finished. When someone is 'cooked,' there is no recovery, no redemption arc, no coming back. The goose isn't just cooked -- it's burnt, the kitchen is on fire, and the fire department isn't coming.
Describes someone who spends so much time on the internet that their worldview has been entirely shaped by online discourse. They reference memes in real conversations, have opinions about drama between strangers, and haven't seen sunlight in a way that concerns their doctor.
An unavoidable life experience that shapes who you become, borrowed from the Spider-Verse movie. Getting your heart broken? Canon event. Embarrassing haircut phase? Canon event. You can't prevent it without unraveling the fabric of someone's personal timeline.
Being caught doing something wrong or embarrassing with undeniable evidence, as if it were captured on a crystal-clear 4K resolution camera. There is no denying it, no excusing it, and no blurring the footage. The crime is documented in ultra-high definition.
An aesthetic style that embraces exaggeration, irony, theatricality, and over-the-top artifice. Popularized by Susan Sontag and then re-popularized by the Met Gala theme. It's the art of being so extra that it circles back around to being artistic. Think flamingos, not minimalism.
Most often, the acronym CYM stands for "check your mail." If you receive CYM in a chat or text message, you should check your email or stroll down to your mailboxASAP.
A South Asian slang term describing wannabe tough guys who compensate for their lack of actual street cred with garish fashion choices and reckless motorcycle stunts. Think neon flip-flops, overly distressed jeans, attention-seeking hair dye, and the irresistible urge to pop wheelies in traffic. Predominantly spotted in Mumbai's western suburbs, these are the guys who peaked in their own minds.
a friend or person you cuddle, nuzzle, or just show affection to in non-sexual ways but arent dating. you can call them up whenever you feel down or touch starved or just need a kiss on the cheek.
Expert chatters and texters use CU as the base of other abbreviated "see you" phrases. For example,CUL8Ris short for "see you later," andCU2MRis short for "see you tomorrow."
If you like something deemed unoriginal, tacky, or outdated, you may be called a "cheug." The name is pronounced "choog" and became popular in April 2021, primarily on TikTok, a video-sharing social site.
For example, a CSM may look for potential customer issues and rectify them instead of reacting to them as they emerge (like a customer service representative). Other things a CSM may do include advocating for customers to ensure they feel valued, helping them see the value of the business' services, products, etc., and keeping them engaged to avoid losing them.
A snarky abbreviation for 'Can You Read,' typically deployed when someone asks a question that's already been answered in writing. It's the passive-aggressive cousin of 'RTFM' and the professional's alternative to screaming into the void. Perfect for those moments when your email clearly stated something three times.
Japanese-inspired slang for an adorable, fluffy chicken, typically depicted with a mohawk and maximum cuteness levels. Internet culture has elevated these feathered friends to sacred status, demanding they be loved and protected at all costs.
Cozy vibes are the feelings associated with a warm, comfortable, and inviting atmosphere. The phrase conveys a calm and unhurried mood, appealing to those looking to unwind and enjoy simple pleasures in a snug, restful environment, often during the chilly autumn and winter seasons. Cozy vibes are also tied to self-care since they encourage people to create and appreciate moments of comfort in their daily lives.
content management system
Little two to three bite cheeseburgers. You can order them at places like T.G.I. Fridays, or Friendlys.
The social media equivalent of a one-hit wonder's curse, where viral fame traps you in an endless cycle of content creation just to maintain relevance. It's when your 15 minutes of fame becomes a lifetime subscription to the algorithm's demands. Welcome to the hamster wheel of internet celebrity.
Call me in the morning
A reckless individual who denies the seriousness or danger of Coronavirus by wearing no mask while jogging, power walking, riding bicycles, or skateboarding on public sidewalks or streets. Another of their favorite activities is working out on their front lawn during the Cornonavirus pandemic. All gyms are closed to protect people from the deadly illness, but these foolish people do not see the irony or problem with making the outside world their gym during the pandemic.
The female version of "Spank Bank," i.e., a memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes
A sarcastic and inauthentic way to tell someone that you're not interested in what he or she said, maybe because it was off topic; can be used as an alternative toTLDR.
Claribeth is what we know as a "somalian pirate" . She has the heart of gold but the gyat of drake .She is sneaky and conniving and often flirts with minors to get her way.Typical.Despite this , she is leader of the wolf pack known as the "quick queefers" .They trap their prey in a headlock and quickly queef in their opponents face ,producing a pungent smell of death . This is known as W rizz. Her victims have all been said to be situated in Ohio. Claribeth is a public Hero ,an inspiration and role model to others.
cool, sweet, awesome, tight, phat, etc.
Denotes a large dome, a big head, or large cabbage. Often used with dickit, amspang, and baygeh.