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To be in deep trouble, utterly doomed, or completely finished. When someone is 'cooked,' there is no recovery, no redemption arc, no coming back. The goose isn't just cooked -- it's burnt, the kitchen is on fire, and the fire department isn't coming.
Being caught doing something wrong or embarrassing with undeniable evidence, as if it were captured on a crystal-clear 4K resolution camera. There is no denying it, no excusing it, and no blurring the footage. The crime is documented in ultra-high definition.
An unavoidable life experience that shapes who you become, borrowed from the Spider-Verse movie. Getting your heart broken? Canon event. Embarrassing haircut phase? Canon event. You can't prevent it without unraveling the fabric of someone's personal timeline.
Describes someone who spends so much time on the internet that their worldview has been entirely shaped by online discourse. They reference memes in real conversations, have opinions about drama between strangers, and haven't seen sunlight in a way that concerns their doctor.
An aesthetic style that embraces exaggeration, irony, theatricality, and over-the-top artifice. Popularized by Susan Sontag and then re-popularized by the Met Gala theme. It's the art of being so extra that it circles back around to being artistic. Think flamingos, not minimalism.
come on i wont tell anyone
A self-congratulatory hand-clasping gesture where you squeeze your interlocked hands and swing them side to side like you just won an Olympic medal. It's the physical embodiment of patting yourself on the back, perfect for those moments when fist-pumping feels too aggressive but standing there doing nothing seems insufficient.
A type of food that you eat in the morning normally with milk, and PrEpPy Gen alphas eat pink versions of it
combination of crazy and drunk
Can't Talk Parent Over Sholder
Controller is a League of Legends (LoL) term that refers to achampionwho supports or assists allies and The controller plays on thebottomlane.
The magical transformation that occurs when a hangry person finally gets food and becomes tolerable again. A portmanteau of 'chonk' (eating heartily) and 'nonchalance,' describing that post-meal zen state where someone goes from raging monster to reasonable human. Scientists have yet to study this phenomenon, but spouses worldwide can confirm its existence.
In slang context, means a lie or falsehood ("no cap" means "no lie"), though the original definition hilariously refers to an actual bottle cap. The term has become so prevalent that an entire generation now uses "cap" and "no cap" more frequently than they probably open actual bottles with caps.
The millennial equivalent of uncool—think chevron patterns, 'Live Laugh Love' signs, and anything involving the phrase 'wine o'clock.' A specific brand of dated try-hard aesthetic that Gen-Z weaponized into an insult.
A gathering where multiple people engage in intense, enthusiastic discussion about one or more topics—though thankfully nothing like what the name suggests. It's when everyone's talking passionately about their opinions, ideas flying everywhere, probably with hand gestures. A less scandalous way of saying 'we had a really good debate night.'
A tough-love command to stop whining and handle your responsibilities like an adult, essentially telling someone to metaphorically grow an extra pair and face reality. It's the rugged individualist's version of 'get your life together,' with added Western frontier machismo.
Someone who gives hand jobs for drugs, Usually crack
A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.
bills, not change but bills
A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.
An amazing, beautiful, sweet, caring, loving, funny, weird and cute girl. She can always make you smile even on your bad days. She's funny and weird but that's why we love her.
A reckless individual who denies the seriousness or danger of Coronavirus by wearing no mask while jogging, power walking, riding bicycles, or skateboarding on public sidewalks or streets. Another of their favorite activities is working out on their front lawn during the Cornonavirus pandemic. All gyms are closed to protect people from the deadly illness, but these foolish people do not see the irony or problem with making the outside world their gym during the pandemic.
cool, sweet, awesome, tight, phat, etc.
The state of being extremely high. Being high so as to loose awareness of your surroundings and motor skills and general delirium.