CHILDREN!

Definition

The absurdist act of being struck by a vehicle with the word 'CHILDREN' emblazoned on its side, typically a school van or bus. It's irony at its finest—a safety warning becoming the instrument of your demise. Used as a verb because sometimes English just needs more chaos.

Example Usage

I almost got childrened by a daycare van while texting and crossing the street.

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