Definition

A humorous unit of measurement equal to approximately 5 mph, ostensibly the speed at which humans can traverse desert sand while riding (or pretending to ride) a camel.

Example Usage

That old pickup truck maxes out at maybe 8 camelspeeds on a good day.

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