commatose

Definition

A witty portmanteau describing the state of being passed out or completely unresponsive due to obsessive overuse of punctuation marks or excessive grammatical perfectionism—basically what happens when you care too much about commas.

Example Usage

After spending three hours editing his essay for proper semicolon usage, he became completely commatose and just stared at the wall.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=commatose&defid=15705519)

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