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An experience so horrific, words do not currently exist to convey the feeling. Originally referencing a change management system that defies logic and reason in its use. Guaranteed to provoke anger and eventual loss of both sanity and hair.
An American who was either born an expat in Europe and grew up there as a dual national, or born in America and raised there, or one who has lived there for as long or longer than s/he lived in the States. Probably speaks at least three languages without an accent, like a local.
An Australian word for the back bumper or just back of a car.
A big gay bag of dicks
A place you go when you don't want anybody to know where you're at. (puck-er-bush-nob)
Someone who plays stupid pranks on people, but actually has a fond taste for the male organ
The Kendrick Lamar diss track that became a cultural moment in 2024's epic rap beef with Drake. What started as a song title became shorthand for one of hip-hop's most talked-about lyrical takedowns, proving that sometimes euphoria is best served with a side of devastating bars.
An ear-shattering shriek of pure terror that could shatter windows and wake the dead. Named after someone who apparently perfected the art of blood-curdling screams, it's the sonic equivalent of jumping out of your skin.
A family-friendly pun for describing volcanoes that have historically ruined everyone's day by spewing volcanic ash everywhere. It's geology humor for people who appreciate a good wordplay while discussing pyroclastic flows. Basically, Mother Nature's way of being a jerk to entire civilizations.
Borrowed from Fortnite's winning screen, this has evolved into gaming slang for calling someone a virgin. The joke is that anyone claiming Victory Royales is spending way too much time gaming and not enough time on their social life. It's the digital age's way of connecting gaming prowess with romantic inexperience.
When someone makes a dramatic appearance change that fundamentally alters how others perceive them, named after the TV show character who cut her iconic hair and allegedly tanked the show's ratings. It's the aesthetic equivalent of updating your app and losing all your favorite features.
The textual equivalent of a half-hearted chuckle, representing that awkward moment when something is mildly amusing but doesn't warrant a full laugh. It's the polite acknowledgment that humor was attempted, even if it didn't quite land.
Someone or something displaying exceptional style, flair, or confidence—exceptionally cool in appearance or performance.
A social opportunist who introduces themselves exclusively to score a free beer, immediately ghosting back to their own friend group once the drink is secured. It's professional mooching with a networking veneer.
The social media equivalent of an automated response system, where someone indiscriminately likes every single comment on their Facebook post regardless of content. Destroys the illusion that they genuinely appreciated your witty observation, revealing instead that they're just mechanically acknowledging all engagement. The participation trophy of digital interaction.
A social engineering tactic where someone convinces you that their absurd request is actually a deeply respected tradition in their culture, exploiting your desire not to be offensive. The international relations version of the Jedi Mind Trick, except instead of "these aren't the droids you're looking for," it's "eating fermented shark eyeballs is how we say hello." Falls apart the moment you actually Google their supposed customs.
Desperately attracted to someone to the point of embarrassing behavior, or in a generally pathetic state. The digital age equivalent of being horny on main, but with witnesses.
A Facebook group founded in 2011 that functions as a lawless digital wasteland where people share questionable life advice, terrible rap videos, and personal disasters for others' entertainment. It's essentially a self-esteem boost disguised as a social experiment—you feel better about your life by witnessing others' chaos.
That sweet spot between quirky and concerning where someone's behavior raises eyebrows but doesn't quite warrant an intervention. You're unconventional enough to make people nervous at dinner parties, but not so far gone that anyone's calling your therapist. Often associated with recreational experimentation and a growing disdain for social norms.
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A reckless individual who denies the seriousness or danger of Coronavirus by wearing no mask while jogging, power walking, riding bicycles, or skateboarding on public sidewalks or streets. Another of their favorite activities is working out on their front lawn during the Cornonavirus pandemic. All gyms are closed to protect people from the deadly illness, but these foolish people do not see the irony or problem with making the outside world their gym during the pandemic.
Acronym for F*ck Entirely Off.
In the film Bugsy Malone, one of the main Characters is Fat Sam Fat Sam is the owner of Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speakeasy and owns a gang, Fat Sam's Mobster King which contains Fat Sam, Roxy Robinson (In the school production I play him), Knuckles, Lewis, Snake Eyes and Ritzy
Someone who thinks that they make a lot of money, but they are actually a poor moron.