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A program where no-life teens sit two feet from eachother to talk through their computers.
it is a code word for 'wanking'often used by stevan o.
When someone makes a dramatic appearance change that fundamentally alters how others perceive them, named after the TV show character who cut her iconic hair and allegedly tanked the show's ratings. It's the aesthetic equivalent of updating your app and losing all your favorite features.
Someone being disrespectful, rude, or acting like a complete douche, referencing the legendary Mexican mother's disciplinary slipper (chancla). Essentially calling someone so obnoxious they deserve the wrath of an angry abuela's footwear.
The music industry's performative gesture of 'inclusivity' when touring North America, usually meaning they'll hit Vancouver, Toronto, and maybe Calgary while ignoring the other 99% of Canada's geography. It's the touring equivalent of 'we have food at home.' A masterclass in technically not lying while disappointing millions.
An emoticon depicting angry shock or outraged disbelief, typically deployed when you've been denied something you desperately wanted or witnessed an injustice. The greater-than sign adds an angry eyebrow to the classic open-mouth shock face, creating the digital equivalent of a toddler's tantrum face. Most commonly used ironically to exaggerate minor disappointments.
Your Mother. Used by Scousers and northerners on Bully Victims, or as a quick comeback to anything or everything. Origin: North west of England in the year '22' when a Scouser known as Smigga, turned to Jesus on his UK tour and asked where he was the night earlier. Jesus said, ''Manchester... it was hell mint'' and being the polite guy he was, he turned and asked back, "you?" Of course he knew he was going to say having intercourse with your mother, so he stopped the little bastard mid-sentence and crippled his nipple with his LASER EYES the reply: "shaggin ya maaaAAAAHHH!" it caught on. True story.
offer to scratch your wifey’s back. clothes off face down and scratchin. once she’s relaxed out shuv it all the way in from behind and watch her cum all over my dick!
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
catch ya later baby doll
grinning, ducking, running
laugh my f**king butt off
laughing quietly to myself
miss you and love you
Teachers are Watching
To be perfectly f**king honest
That's f**king Funny
whatever floats your boat
what you been up too
a person somewhat like a patchraf or somebody else who is scared of a kyle
agloosh is a term invented by the most genius student in Canada. It symbolizes a series of inspirational movements done by a hand, a pen, and a protractor (the protractor must have a hole in the middle). In short, spin the protractor with the pen! agloosh: v. aglooshiation: n. aglooshy, aglooshing, aglooshiational: adj. aglooshingly, aglooshly, aglooshiationally: adv.
As Far As I Can Remember
Call of Duty: Black Ops
dad i'd like to f**k