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You Can't Make This s**t Up
You've got to be s**tting me
Yes, My ret*rded Ass Signed Up
you're quite welcome
For example, if you ask yourSOwhether they have plans on Friday, and they respond with IDTS, that means they're likely (but not guaranteed) to be free Friday. As another example, if you ask a friend whether cassowaries can fly, and your friend responds with IDTS, it means they are almost (but not entirely) certain that cassowaries cannot fly.
OnlyPlans is when you repeatedly make plans with a person, but they never come to fruition. The term plays off OnlyFans, an online service where consumers can subscribe to content creators' channels.
The abbreviation grew a lot in popularity due to the rise of mobile devices and the applications that run on them. You can purchase iOS apps from the iTunes store for iPhones and Android apps from the Google Play store for Android phones. You can also download and install Windows apps from the Microsoft store for Windows Phones, although these apps are a lot less popular than iOS and Android apps.
A term that is the opposite of enlightening and refers to information that makes a person dumber; commonly describes information found in gossip magazines, reality shows, and sports talk shows.
For example, if you and a friend recently had a conversation about how fast spaceships travel, your friend might send you a text that says "ICYC, I looked up manned spaceship speeds ... nearly 25,000 mph!" Your friend might follow up this message with a link to a relevant article.
Mommy shaming is when one or more people bully a mother about her parenting choices. The shaming may be communicated in a variety of ways, including blunt or subtle in-person criticisms or as comments online on social media and parenting forums.
Tipflation is the increased amount of money businesses (and their workers) are asking consumers to tip for services. You will see tipflation in various industries, including food service, food delivery, nannying, and bartending.
Besides using the abbreviation to say that something is like something else, people also use it to say they like something but have some reservations about it or to say that something is somewhat accurate, but not entirely. For example, if you sorta like baseball, you may like it because of the home runs they hit, but don't really like how slow and long a game can be.
The acronym is typically used by people who think texting or typing acronyms makes them sound clever or smart. However, since BAIC is pretty obscure, using the acronym will most likely make the recipient feel confused along with the sender.
In text and chat messages, NL typically stands for "not likely." When someone tells you something is NL, it means they think that thing is not going to happen.
Annivorcery is the anniversary of your divorce to your ex-spouse. It combines "anniversary" and "divorce" and refers to the day that a married couple was officially divorced.
The term is widely used in leagues like theNFL,NHL, andNBA, and it's a big part of roster management, especially during long, grueling seasons when injuries are common. Depending on the league's rules, a player on IR may be eligible to return after a set number of games or be out for the entire season.
A slang word used for beer; most likely used by abrosephwhen asking anotherbrofor a beer; origin is unknown as both Canadians and US Midwesterners claim to have invented it.
You will most likely encounter 459 when messaging with a nerd that thinks it's cool to speak in covert messages, like leetspeak. Texting and online messaging, like in chatrooms andDMsare common places where you might see 459.
Those who are discussing FAANG stocks or companies are talking about "Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, and Google." These five titans of the tech industry have become so dominant (comprising 15% of the S&P 500's value) and embedded in the public's consciousness that they're sometimes referred to as one entity.
The acronym is often used in text messages or online to respond to people who are acting like Mr. Grumpy Gills. These people may need to hear a joke or be reminded there are fun things in life, so they can LAL.
In fantasy sports leagues likeFFB, players earn points for their teams by recording positivestats. In FFB, they may be touchdowns, rushing yards, receiving yards, or catches.
Online poker players use BB to stand for "big blind." The big blind is a forced bet that the player seated two to the dealer's left must put into the pot before a hand begins. Generally, the BB is equal to the minimum bet required to play a hand.
The term comes from the Greek meaning of meta, which is "beyond" or "after." It's often attached to words to give them new meaning, like "metaphysics" and "metadata," but in the 2010s, the usage of the word evolved in pop culture to describe works of art, such as movies or books, that displayed an acute self-awareness of their medium.
People use BST (but seriously though) to shift a conversation back toward seriousness. This acronym signals that the time for joking is over, and the time for earnest conversation has begun.