No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
The act of applying luxury skincare products with such reverence that it becomes a verb and a lifestyle choice. Born from the brand IJO, it's what people call their nightly routine when 'moisturizing' sounds too pedestrian. Essentially self-care rebranded for the Instagram era.
A playful abbreviation of 'artsy' that strips away all the pretension and MFA degrees. It's for people who take aesthetic photos but don't want to sound like they're about to lecture you on postmodernism. Think less gallery opening, more Instagram filter.
East Coast slang that's short for 'dead ass serious,' used to emphasize that you're being completely honest or to express strong agreement. Born in New York street culture, it migrated across the country and internet like a linguistic virus, often paired with 'B' or 'son' for maximum authenticity. If you're not from the tri-state area and using it, prepare to be judged accordingly.
The automotive domino effect that occurs when one driver activates their windshield wipers in a queue, inadvertently spraying the car behind them, who then retaliates with their own wipers, creating a cascading chain of reluctant window-cleaning. It's like the stadium wave, but with more passive-aggressive fluid exchange and zero coordination.
What you call something hilarious when your brain temporarily forgets how to spell 'hilarious' or you're simply too lazy to attempt it. Born from the same linguistic economy that gave us 'the big sad,' it's perfectly cromulent internet speak for describing peak comedy.
A name meaning "loved by everyone," derived from "kuen" (everyone) and "ga" (love). It's basically the nominative determinism jackpot—imagine going through life with a name that literally sets the expectation that you'll be universally adored.
In slang context, means a lie or falsehood ("no cap" means "no lie"), though the original definition hilariously refers to an actual bottle cap. The term has become so prevalent that an entire generation now uses "cap" and "no cap" more frequently than they probably open actual bottles with caps.
A goth subculture aesthetic that trades fishnet and spikes for corsets, long skirts, and parasols straight out of the 1800s. Think Edgar Allan Poe meets Wednesday Addams' great-great-grandmother—all the darkness and melancholy, but with more lace, waistcoats, and the occasional top hat for maximum dramatic effect.
Your kill-to-death ratio in video games, particularly Call of Duty—essentially a numerical representation of whether you're a gaming god or cannon fodder. This stat determines your right to talk trash in lobbies and your likelihood of being rage-quit on. Anything above 1.0 means you're at least killing more than you're dying, which is the bare minimum for bragging rights.
If your friend or girlfriend says this just know its over for you. It means when a woman takes another woman's boyfriend. OR when you cheat on your boyfriend/ talk to multiple people
A college kid's college kid, as superficial as they get.
marcheta loves dick her pussy is so wet for anyones cock she makes them hard just by looking at them
The creation of highly resolved lines in art with the use of contrapositive colors on the color wheel (Each set of two contrapositive colors forms a single line across the node (center) of the wheel of colors). The artistic process used to create hyperreal art.
abo dweik is the founder and father of the dweik family his full name is seif ibrahim aldweik abo dweik owns the fastest car on earth a 2016 toyota yaris 1.5 liter 4 cylinder in a beautiful white color his yaris can fit up to 3 fat bitches (cant go over 50km/h) and can hold up to 2357 disposables in the trunk u can also do ebrake drifts (only on slippery roads) abo dweik visits alfabuni in his spare time (we only watch reels, go to the same mcdonalds to stare at that fine worker, and do tiktok lives” abo dweik also has 3 brothers “abdullah” “zaid” and “azouz”
Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U. A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America. This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides. Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
Someone who is sexually attracted with the sight, taste, smell, and touch of water
A kitchentool with the purpose to slap and chop vegetables.
A Philna is a kind person who can also be stubborn but that’s okay because she thinks she knows what she’s doing and she means well she will treat you well and always be there for you She also usually has great boobs She is power
A smoke-a-phobe (N) is a bigoted, intolerant and un- evolved person against the rights of smokers to consume their nicotine or thc via cigarette, cigar or joint. Often passing laws segregating them from the general population, forcing them into "areas" and otherwise shaming their genetically predetermined desire to inhale smoke. It's bullying and wrong! #endsmoke-a-phobicattitudes!
My favorite non-swear word that really isn't one
When a fart bubble travels from your anus forwards into your vulva. Like queefing but the origin is butt gas.
super awesome funny toh tiktoker, not only do they post toh they post amphibia too (my favorite ones are the dead marcy jokes)
Objectionable or other objects that may seem new to you
The ultra secret burger at McDonald's that only pimps can order.