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The fashion chasm that exists when one half of a couple is serving looks while the other is serving "I gave up in 2015." This sartorial disparity often manifests at events where one partner is runway-ready and the other looks like they're about to mow the lawn. It's the visual representation of "opposites attract," except one opposite clearly has a stylist.
An ironic term used to describe something decidedly uncool by wrapping it in hip-sounding vocabulary. It's the linguistic equivalent of putting a bow tie on a trash can—you're acknowledging something is lame while simultaneously trying to make it sound trendy. Peak early 2000s effort to make "fetch" happen.
Attempting to make a normal sentence and failing horribly
The kind of girl u would love to talk to. She devora and is very funny!! Her name comes from a french virgin named as "La Salette", so cool so nice right. If u wanna be her bff gift her so many weird spoons, she'll love them.
A phrase used to convey anger, frustration, or simply to replace other, more crude words. Also used as a question/answer to inquire as to the status of another person, with the response conveying frustration. Generally used in workplace environments where cursing is discouraged.
If your friend or girlfriend says this just know its over for you. It means when a woman takes another woman's boyfriend. OR when you cheat on your boyfriend/ talk to multiple people
pronunciation: snake-ed When a guy is fully (or mostly) clothed, but his penis is out and visible. Usually in the case of urinating or doing a sexual act with clothes on.
Superfab is what you call a girl who is the type of person who will look for her online friend after 3 years of not seeing them and manage to find them.
The common, household vagina.
She is a sweet delicate person, Has a bad temper and slight ADHD, She can do multiple things she's very capable of hexing people and cursing them.
strongbads cool game for attractive people
Software Development Kit
Smack me in the head with a wooden spoon
secure sockets layer
shut the f**k up b***h
search the f**king web
Same Time Same Place
Kewlkids use "say less" to mean "I understand." This phrase is a heightened variant of "say no more" - another phrase that means "I get it." (When someone says "say no more," it means you don't have to say anything else to convey your meaning. When someone says "say less," it means you've said more than enough to convey your meaning.)
A sleeper is a player in fantasy sports that is picked in the late rounds of a draft but exceeds expectations. It is similar tobreakoutwhere the player performs much better than projected.
When someone you're chatting with sends you SIA, it means there's someone else near their computer, who can read your conversation with them. So, you may want to be careful about what you say going forward.
Something that is sexual because of its sucking or licking like persona and/or appearance.
A serious illness contracted by those of the world with an inability to add up numbers without reverting to completely ridiculous attempts at mathematics. It has become apparent that Stupiditis is spreading and the world is covered in sufferers of this illness and they should all be put down like the mentally challenged sad bags they are.
Getting thoroughly screwed over, defeated, or taken advantage of in spectacular fashion. Originally internet slang for being dominated in gaming (synonymous with "pwned" or "owned"), though the term carries additional crude implications that make it versatile for describing any situation where someone gets the short end of the stick.
The delightful state of being so thoroughly drunk that your decision-making abilities have completely abandoned ship, leaving you to make questionable choices involving late-night food and even more questionable companions. This is the British-flavored upgrade from merely "drunk" to "I'll tell this story at my therapy session." Essentially, it's when alcohol convinces you that all your worst ideas are actually brilliant.