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The classic backpack prank where you turn someone's bag completely inside out, carefully replace all their belongings, and leave them to discover your handiwork. It's time-consuming, harmless, and guaranteed to elicit a mix of frustration and begrudging respect from your victim.
A self-portrait photo taken with your own device, usually at arm's length with varying degrees of flattering angles, that has transformed humanity into a species of amateur photographers obsessed with documenting our own faces. Once a novelty, now so ubiquitous that even the Pope participates without irony.
When someone repeatedly calls you back-to-back, refusing to accept that you're not answering for a reason. It's the auditory version of being hunted, as your phone lights up with the same name over and over until you either answer or block them. Peak stage-five clinger behavior in telecommunications form.
The hypothetical act of evicting arachnids from your home so thoroughly they'll need a restraining order to come back. Think of it as witness protection for your house, but the spiders are the criminals getting relocated.
What McDonald's becomes when you're high and suddenly their menu sounds like a Michelin-star experience. It's the stoner's affectionate nickname for the Golden Arches, where a McDouble hits different at 2 AM.
The fashion chasm that exists when one half of a couple is serving looks while the other is serving "I gave up in 2015." This sartorial disparity often manifests at events where one partner is runway-ready and the other looks like they're about to mow the lawn. It's the visual representation of "opposites attract," except one opposite clearly has a stylist.
A mid-sized Pennsylvania city that achieved immortal pop culture status thanks to a certain mockumentary about paper sales. Known officially as "The Electric City" due to being an early adopter of electric streetcars, though most people know it as the place where Jim pranked Dwight for nine glorious seasons. It's proof that any city can become iconic with the right sitcom behind it.
An ironic term used to describe something decidedly uncool by wrapping it in hip-sounding vocabulary. It's the linguistic equivalent of putting a bow tie on a trash can—you're acknowledging something is lame while simultaneously trying to make it sound trendy. Peak early 2000s effort to make "fetch" happen.
A weirdly innocent-sounding euphemism for snorting medication through your nose, as if 'smelling' makes it sound less like you're crushing pills and inhaling them. It's basically trying to rebrand insufflation as a casual aromatherapy session. Spoiler alert: your doctor probably recommends the oral route.
The swift social maneuver of cutting someone out of your life the moment you discover they're problematic, followed by a hasty exit. It's the modern art of boundary-setting with extreme prejudice, usually deployed when someone reveals a dealbreaker behavior like animal cruelty or pyramid scheme enthusiasm. Think ghosting, but with justification and purpose.
to suck a fart from ones asshole then blow the gas into an open flame
A SUGAR COOKIE IS A COOKIE!!!! It's not anything to do with butts or the beach. It's a freaking cookie!
A female in which has very large tatters (a.k.a boobs, breasts, knockers, funbags, tits).
A tactical vomit effected in order to continue a night out. The seventh-inning wretch normally occurs between 11pm and 1am, when partygoers who mixed whiskey and beer or rum and wine at the pregame dash to the restroom to pitch forward and re-serve their dinner plate. The seventh-inning wretch is normally a solitary event but can also be a team effort.
When people (who’s name isn’t Fanele) die and get their bodies dissecting by undergrad med/anatomy students.
The cutest couple at IS125q. They love each other to death and are amazing ppl.
wet, smelly , hairy pussy
A sideline that is so embarrassing, that you wouldn't even want you wouldn't even admit to it in a confessional.
Attempting to make a normal sentence and failing horribly
The kind of girl u would love to talk to. She devora and is very funny!! Her name comes from a french virgin named as "La Salette", so cool so nice right. If u wanna be her bff gift her so many weird spoons, she'll love them.
It’s like a Chicago Sunroof but with extra ingredients, after you defecate into somebody’s sunroof, you then shoot a giant jizzball into the hot stew. Vomit on it for a full effect.
A particularly inneffective person, thing or action. Usually in the sporting arena but can be used for a variety of professions.
Shaily is a girl who believes that snakes should have an opportunity to be a giraffe for even a day. She always wins at bankroll and she stands up against gentrification. She is the sweetest girl in the world with a heart of platinum. She sends the best memes.
A relationship of a couple owning just one penis. This implies presumably also the ownership of a vagina.