No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
Sitting in front of computer naked
Straight/Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual
shut up and get to work
Redditorsoften use sub as an abbreviation for subreddit. Subreddits are topic-specific sub-forums, in which users interested in that topic can create, read, and comment on posts. Reddit is comprised of many, many subs - there is a subreddit for nearly every interest you could imagine.
Shut up and take my money means I want to purchase that. It is a phrase that a person uses when he hears about something he really likes and would pay money to purchase.
Noun, used to describe something topical in a conversation or an activity between two people. It communicates by way of the connection between the two people.
1. Consequences of a given action regarding social and political infrastructure. 2. A specific MUCK, themed on anthropomorphic animal individuals. Also: Used as an expression of joy uttered during sexual intercourse between intellectuals.
The female equivalent of a cockblock—someone, typically another woman, who actively sabotages your romantic or sexual prospects through interference. This is the friend who suddenly needs an emergency at 2 AM or the mom who invents chores at precisely the wrong moment. The ultimate wingwoman's nemesis and the reason group chats exist for venting.
Someone who blatantly steals another person's style, catchphrases, jokes, or overall vibe and passes them off as their own. These creative kleptomaniacs lack originality so profoundly they resort to identity theft-lite, copying everything from someone's flow to their entire personality. It's plagiarism for the streets, and nobody respects it.
What McDonald's becomes when you're high and suddenly their menu sounds like a Michelin-star experience. It's the stoner's affectionate nickname for the Golden Arches, where a McDouble hits different at 2 AM.
Seyha is a tall asian who likes to eat cats and dogs
so you think you can type
When discussing people's sexual orientation, SSA stands for "same-sex attraction." This acronym is mainly used by Christians who are attracted to people of the same sex but do not consider themselves to be gay or bisexual.
Describing someone who radiates an air of superiority so thick you could cut it with a knife, historically associated with English aristocrats literally tilting their noses skyward while snorting snuff. These insufferable individuals genuinely believe their existence operates on a higher plane than yours. They're the human equivalent of a 'VIP only' velvet rope.
A person who's not exactly operating with all cylinders firing, if you catch our drift. This vintage insult suggests someone who's easily fooled, manipulated, or just generally lacks the intellectual horsepower to avoid being someone's pawn. Think of it as calling someone a dupe with old-school charm.
The past tense of 'shit' that somehow sounds both more refined and more visceral than the original. It's grammatically correct, widely accepted, and oddly satisfying to say in polite company when discussing unfortunate digestive events.
The fashion chasm that exists when one half of a couple is serving looks while the other is serving "I gave up in 2015." This sartorial disparity often manifests at events where one partner is runway-ready and the other looks like they're about to mow the lawn. It's the visual representation of "opposites attract," except one opposite clearly has a stylist.
When people (who’s name isn’t Fanele) die and get their bodies dissecting by undergrad med/anatomy students.
Hair down a womans buttcrack. The opposite of a happy trail.
situation unchanged, still f**ked up
Shut your dirty little mouth
A Sham bomb is a breaking NBA report released by Shams Charania, a NBA reporter for The Vertical on Yahoo. The report often comes out of nowhere and includes news about a player or the league that carries a significant impact, which is why it is referred to as a bomb.
A self-portrait photo taken with your own device, usually at arm's length with varying degrees of flattering angles, that has transformed humanity into a species of amateur photographers obsessed with documenting our own faces. Once a novelty, now so ubiquitous that even the Pope participates without irony.
An early 2000s slang term meaning 'for sure' or '100% certain,' part of the -izzle linguistic movement popularized by hip-hop culture. Now mostly extinct in everyday usage, surviving only in nostalgic references to the era of frosted tips and flip phones.