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A relationship of a couple owning just one penis. This implies presumably also the ownership of a vagina.
Sitting in front of computer naked
suck my f**king d**k
stupid sons of b***hes
secrets safe with me
shut the f**k up a**h**e
shut up and get to work
sealed with a loving kiss
Shucks is an adorable way to express disappointment, similar to "shoot" or "bummer." People often use it as an alternative to curse words.
In online forums, users sometimes use the word sauce in place of "source." Most often, users do this when asking for or providing a source for a piece of information.
You will most likely see STFD in arguments in texts and online in messages and forums. However, remember that STFD is intense and includes a vulgar word, similar toSTFU, so you should reserve it for when you are serious.
A scratch golfer is a player who has ahandicapof zero or below. It indicates that the player is very good.
Side quest energy is aGen Zslang term that describes moments when someone is doing something random, offbeat, or wildly unrelated to their primary goals, just like a side quest in a video game. It’s the vibe you give off when you’re fully committed to a spontaneous detour, whether that’s baking bread at 2 a.m., helping a stranger with directions, or deep-cleaning your closet instead of doing your actual work. It’s not always productive, but it’s entertaining, and it often feels oddly fulfilling.
Agamerwho sends you sc2nite is planning to play StarCraft 2 tonight. This abbreviation is a clever portmanteau ofsc2and2nite.
Gradual but inexorable increase in anger, eventually becoming outright rage or fury; what happens as a patient or slow-witted person figures out what has happened and why it is significant. NOT the insult, but the process that the insult (or other upsetting thing) starts in the victim.
Basically when a baddie deeps you and it's time for her to breathe, she pulls your throbber out and you get that Lady and the Tramp string from your meat to her lips.
spoonerism of "take a shit;" the act of defecating.
1. Consequences of a given action regarding social and political infrastructure. 2. A specific MUCK, themed on anthropomorphic animal individuals. Also: Used as an expression of joy uttered during sexual intercourse between intellectuals.
The unfortunate act of killing a comedy thread with a joke so flat it stops all momentum dead in its tracks. Like drowning perfectly good sushi rice in too much soy sauce, one person's terrible attempt at humor ruins what everyone else was enjoying.
A delightfully random insult for calling someone stupid or slow-witted, apparently invented by one person and now immortalized in Urban Dictionary. It combines the gentle wisdom of monks with the frustrating pace of dial-up internet. Bonus points for creativity, minus points for actual widespread usage.
Safe, Sane, Consensual—the holy trinity of BDSM ethics and the gold standard for determining if your kink is okay. It's basically the community's way of saying 'yes, you can do that weird thing, as long as everyone's on board and nobody ends up in the ER.' Think of it as OSHA regulations for the dungeon.
Someone blessed with superhuman spatial reasoning abilities, typically the person who can actually visualize that IKEA furniture before assembly or pack a car trunk like a Tetris champion. Coined as the counterpart to 'wordcel' (the verbose, essay-writing types), this term celebrates those who think in 3D while the rest of us struggle to mentally flip a simple cube. Born from IQ test puzzles that make most people's brains hurt.
A person who's not exactly operating with all cylinders firing, if you catch our drift. This vintage insult suggests someone who's easily fooled, manipulated, or just generally lacks the intellectual horsepower to avoid being someone's pawn. Think of it as calling someone a dupe with old-school charm.
The fashion chasm that exists when one half of a couple is serving looks while the other is serving "I gave up in 2015." This sartorial disparity often manifests at events where one partner is runway-ready and the other looks like they're about to mow the lawn. It's the visual representation of "opposites attract," except one opposite clearly has a stylist.