No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
safe for work until zoomed
Sister I'd Like To f**k
Shaking my damn head
same old s**t, different day
spouse over shoulder gone
smoking sista for life
shut your f**king mouth
Extremely sweaty armpits that have achieved legendary status, usually accompanied by an aggressive odor that could clear a room. The kind of perspiration situation that makes deodorant commercials look like documentaries.
When you're chatting with someone who is angry or upset, SOB stands for "son of a b****." This explicit acronym can be used to express a general sense of frustration or to label a specific person as adouchebag.
Those who believe in a higher power may use S2G to stand for "swear to God." This acronym asserts that, to the best of the sender's knowledge, what they've said is true - and they'd swear the same thing to whatever god(s) they believe in.
A synonym for the ass, usually a particularly stank one.
it is a code word for 'wanking'often used by stevan o.
A self-portrait photo taken with your own device, usually at arm's length with varying degrees of flattering angles, that has transformed humanity into a species of amateur photographers obsessed with documenting our own faces. Once a novelty, now so ubiquitous that even the Pope participates without irony.
An exclamation used to acknowledge when someone or something is excessively stylish, confident, or impressive to an almost comedic degree. It's the verbal equivalent of tipping your hat to someone's drip, typically delivered with an elongated "guyyy" for maximum effect. The phrase suggests a level of swagger so pronounced it demands immediate recognition.
To yell out loudly in pain, alarm, or surprise—an onomatopoeia describing that involuntary shriek when something bad happens.
A mid-sized Pennsylvania city that achieved immortal pop culture status thanks to a certain mockumentary about paper sales. Known officially as "The Electric City" due to being an early adopter of electric streetcars, though most people know it as the place where Jim pranked Dwight for nine glorious seasons. It's proof that any city can become iconic with the right sitcom behind it.
When people (who’s name isn’t Fanele) die and get their bodies dissecting by undergrad med/anatomy students.
An experienced maneuver in Basketball when you dribble to one side of the court, but with one hand you quickly pull the ball over to the other hand. Best used when dribbling quickly. When done right, it can just about break anyone.
A short, broad person, though not a midget or dwarf. Squats have been described as resembling the way normal people look when reflected in car doors.
Verb: the act of making out with someone's nose. Involves sucking, licking, caressing, and kissing.
Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.
When spilling sloppy joe on a males tip and sucking it until there is not even a drop of sauce on it
school is almost over
Screaming My Head Off