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A (sometimes) brilliant person who dedicates huge amounts of time, thought and money to writing a research paper but is somehow unable to make this research paper comprehensible to any other member of the human race.
(adjective) ultra-soft, almost gooey
Sponcon is sponsored social media content posted byinfluencers. These posts, which typically feature product "reviews" or endorsements, often look like normal posts. This can make differentiating between sponcon and authentic posts difficult.
Either someone who tattles and rats you out, or just a generally sketchy, unreliable person. Either way, not someone you want in your crew.
When spilling sloppy joe on a males tip and sucking it until there is not even a drop of sauce on it
Kewlkids use "say less" to mean "I understand." This phrase is a heightened variant of "say no more" - another phrase that means "I get it." (When someone says "say no more," it means you don't have to say anything else to convey your meaning. When someone says "say less," it means you've said more than enough to convey your meaning.)
A quick, efficient bathroom visit for liquid waste disposal, typically announced when you're trying to minimize delay. It's the urinary equivalent of a pit stop—in and out in under a minute. The term implies speed and brevity, unlike its lengthier bathroom counterparts.
To be extremely drunk
son of a f**king b***h
Soft benching is a sports term for when a coach benches a player under the guise of an injury, illness, or other excuse, rather than openly acknowledging that the player isn't performing well. In this situation, the player isn’t officially punished, but they are given less playing time or sidelined without being told the full reason.
A complete version of a website that can be viewed offline. Normally in association with piracy of adult websites.
To yell out loudly in pain, alarm, or surprise—an onomatopoeia describing that involuntary shriek when something bad happens.
to suck a fart from ones asshole then blow the gas into an open flame
Shaking my damn head
"Snickered Out Loud"—the supposedly more sophisticated cousin of LOL, for when you want people to know you found something funny but not *that* funny. Alternatively, and more commonly, it stands for "Shit Out of Luck."
Someone blessed with superhuman spatial reasoning abilities, typically the person who can actually visualize that IKEA furniture before assembly or pack a car trunk like a Tetris champion. Coined as the counterpart to 'wordcel' (the verbose, essay-writing types), this term celebrates those who think in 3D while the rest of us struggle to mentally flip a simple cube. Born from IQ test puzzles that make most people's brains hurt.
An ability or competency you possess that others don't—usually stated with maximum confidence and minimal humility.
A weirdly innocent-sounding euphemism for snorting medication through your nose, as if 'smelling' makes it sound less like you're crushing pills and inhaling them. It's basically trying to rebrand insufflation as a casual aromatherapy session. Spoiler alert: your doctor probably recommends the oral route.
Shaily is a girl who believes that snakes should have an opportunity to be a giraffe for even a day. She always wins at bankroll and she stands up against gentrification. She is the sweetest girl in the world with a heart of platinum. She sends the best memes.
n. The currency used in the University of Washington Greek System. One quanta of street cred is a "tablet".
Snowpocalypse is a weather event that produces a lot of snow, and possibly wind and cold, creating the feeling that the world is about to end ("snow" and "apocalypse"). For example, if the weather forecast calls for a fierce blizzard, you might warn your friends, "Stay inside during the snowpocalypse!"
In sports, a "sweep" happens when one team wins all the games in a series (typically in the playoffs), leaving its opponent with no victories. For example, if a team wins a best-of-seven series 4–0, they've completed a sweep. The term comes from the idea of one team "sweeping away" the competition without giving them a chance to win.
The social media equivalent of an automated response system, where someone indiscriminately likes every single comment on their Facebook post regardless of content. Destroys the illusion that they genuinely appreciated your witty observation, revealing instead that they're just mechanically acknowledging all engagement. The participation trophy of digital interaction.
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