No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
sJf fooz meanz family ya kno..even if sum peepz dont think so.. ..hOo AggReez wit meh?..
the performance of an axolotl playing the saxophone. At 12 pm on a Tuesday. Eastern time.
A mashup of 'sweet' and 'tasty' used to describe someone or something cool, though it sounds like what happens when you sneeze mid-compliment. It's trying very hard to become the next big slang term but will probably remain confined to that one friend group that invented it. Points for creativity, minus points for actually sounding good.
Someone who blatantly steals another person's style, catchphrases, jokes, or overall vibe and passes them off as their own. These creative kleptomaniacs lack originality so profoundly they resort to identity theft-lite, copying everything from someone's flow to their entire personality. It's plagiarism for the streets, and nobody respects it.
That unfortunate patchy excuse for facial hair that teenage boys insist on sporting despite looking like they smudged dirt on their upper lip. Usually consisting of approximately seven wispy hairs total, it's the physical manifestation of premature ambition meeting biological reality. Pro tip: if you have to squint to see it, shave it.
The state of being extremely intoxicated or high, to the point where the room might actually be spinning—or at least feels like it. This term captures that special moment when you've crossed from 'feeling good' into 'can barely stand' territory.
A delightfully dismissive Yiddish-flavored adjective meaning mediocre, subpar, or generally not up to snuff. It's the perfect word for when something isn't terrible enough to rage about but definitely isn't good enough to let slide.
An early 2000s slang term meaning 'for sure' or '100% certain,' part of the -izzle linguistic movement popularized by hip-hop culture. Now mostly extinct in everyday usage, surviving only in nostalgic references to the era of frosted tips and flip phones.
A quick, efficient bathroom visit for liquid waste disposal, typically announced when you're trying to minimize delay. It's the urinary equivalent of a pit stop—in and out in under a minute. The term implies speed and brevity, unlike its lengthier bathroom counterparts.
Sexual or romantic attraction primarily triggered by intelligence, wit, and intellectual engagement rather than physical appearance. It's foreplay for the mind.
A sideline that is so embarrassing, that you wouldn't even want you wouldn't even admit to it in a confessional.
Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.
The equialivalent of being buzzed/tipsy for smoking weed
A kitchentool with the purpose to slap and chop vegetables.
A person who uses their phone while driving
A joke that is derived from sarcasm. usually an insult. Good sarcastijokes are extremely hard to retuyrn without seeming fake.
A very mad and wierd person who’s name is actually flipped around (Davis) his voice is really quiet and u an never hear him but he speaks bare shit but isss okk cause he’s nice I guess sometimes , yeah man 😆
sorry for any offense
Search google before asking dumb questions
stepping out for a smoke
shut the f**k up already
shut the f**k up and get back to work
smoke weed every day
Stop Wasting My Time