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Schway is another word for cool, awesome, orrad. This term became popular due to its use in the animated seriesBatman Beyond, and is mostly used by 90s kids who grew up watching that show.
A term used to describe free items given away and trade shows and conventions; especially popular at technology conferences; typical items include pens, notepads, stress balls, and t-shirts.
Most often, people use smt because they can't be bothered to type out all of something. (Nine whole letters? In this economy?) In some cases, people may instead use smt to circumvent character limits.
An acronym that is referenced when saying goodnight to another person; used to wish a person pleasant dreams; often used when chatting, texting, or on Facebook; similar toGNST.
A baseball acronym that refers to the number of sacrifice flies hit by a player.
A speedrunner is agamerthat attempts to complete a video game as fast as possible. The speedrunner posts thespeedruntime to compete with other gamers for who can finish the game the quickest.
Songcycle is the phenomenon experienced when a person repeatedly thinks of a song or refrain of music, perhaps in spite of efforts not to think of the song or refrain of music. The person may find himself humming or singing the song or refrain of music without intending to.
referring to the location in Southern California of the residence of privelaged white male supremists and teenagers that have nothing better to do than make druggie friends and take it up to pass tthe time away
A whimsical fictional hybrid creature combining a squirrel's bushy tail and agility with a badger's distinctive black-and-white stripes. It's the kind of made-up animal that sounds like it came from a children's book but actually emerged from someone's random internet musings. Reportedly has a particular fondness for stealing Brazil nuts.
Someone, typically in a relationship context, who exerts excessive control over their partner's schedule, social life, and decisions. This controlling behavior turns romance into a dictatorship where one person calls all the shots. It's a red flag wrapped in "I just want to spend time with you" excuses.
The soul-crushing moment when your carefully constructed romantic predictions about fictional characters crash against the rocky shores of canon reality. Common among fans who invested emotionally in relationships that the actual creators had zero intention of making happen.
An abbreviated form of the archaic "forsooth," used ironically by people who want to sound medieval or whimsically old-timey. It's essentially "truth" or "for real" but dressed in Renaissance faire cosplay.
A phonetic spelling of 'sweet' that captures that particular laid-back, slightly stoned inflection popular in early 2000s slacker culture. It's 'sweet' but with extra vowels for emphasis and maximum chill vibes. The written equivalent of adding 'duuude' to everything.
A portmanteau combining 'simple' and 'fantastic' to describe something wonderfully straightforward and pleasing. Perfect for when something just works without unnecessary complications.
A person who achieves social or professional gain through deception and manipulation. The human equivalent of a treacherous backstab—literal or figurative.
Someone who's hopelessly uncool, out of touch, or boringly conventional—basically the human equivalent of beige wallpaper. A person so unhip they make your grandparents look edgy.
An intensifier describing something as exceptionally dumb, worthless, or ill-conceived with maximum emphasis. The logical conclusion that something has the intelligence quotient of actual fecal matter.
An ability or competency you possess that others don't—usually stated with maximum confidence and minimal humility.
Quality time spent with the people you love and cherish—basically stealing moments of genuine connection and affection away from life's chaos.
The hypothetical act of evicting arachnids from your home so thoroughly they'll need a restraining order to come back. Think of it as witness protection for your house, but the spiders are the criminals getting relocated.
The serial flake in your friend group who treats plans like suggestions and "see you at 8" like a rough draft. This person has elevated backing out at the last minute to an art form, leaving you sitting at the restaurant alone wondering why you still answer their texts. Can be used as both a noun (the person) and a verb (the act of flaking).
The permanent fog that settles over someone who's spent too much quality time with recreational substances. Characterized by perpetually misplaced keys, conspiracy theories, and the vague sense that you used to be sharper. It's the long-term cognitive afterglow of a lifestyle that prioritized good times over brain cells—think less "altered consciousness" and more "permanently buffering."
A SUGAR COOKIE IS A COOKIE!!!! It's not anything to do with butts or the beach. It's a freaking cookie!
Someone so perfect that they are indescribable. Everyone either wants them or wants to be them. So spectacular that they are way to good to be true.