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The unfortunate act of killing a comedy thread with a joke so flat it stops all momentum dead in its tracks. Like drowning perfectly good sushi rice in too much soy sauce, one person's terrible attempt at humor ruins what everyone else was enjoying.
Someone painfully proper, uncool, and conformist who paradoxically chases popularity like their life depends on it. They're the human embodiment of trying too hard while simultaneously being too uptight to actually have fun. Think of them as the intersection of "no fun allowed" and "please validate me on Instagram."
When multiple people are acting suspicious simultaneously, they've collectively boarded the metaphorical SusBus—a vehicle that apparently has no capacity limits. Born from the Among Us era and legitimized by a high school history teacher, it's what you say when the whole group is giving off sketchy vibes. The conspiracy theory version of carpooling.
A portmanteau combining 'simple' and 'fantastic' to describe something wonderfully straightforward and pleasing. Perfect for when something just works without unnecessary complications.
A portmanteau of 'sexy' and 'sassy' that describes someone or something with an attitude-forward sensuality. Peak early 2000s energy—confident, flirty, and unapologetically fabulous.
A delightfully British-sounding collective noun for a bunch of dangerous pointy things that really should be in a sharps container but somehow ended up loose in your bin. Think broken glass, pins, and that random razor blade you swear you threw away properly. It's like a treasure hunt, except the treasure is tetanus.
A sock taken from a clean pair of socks to clean up after masturbation
If your friend or girlfriend says this just know its over for you. It means when a woman takes another woman's boyfriend. OR when you cheat on your boyfriend/ talk to multiple people
A joke that is derived from sarcasm. usually an insult. Good sarcastijokes are extremely hard to retuyrn without seeming fake.
The better version of sleep
Sorry for the broad cast
Snowpocalypse is a weather event that produces a lot of snow, and possibly wind and cold, creating the feeling that the world is about to end ("snow" and "apocalypse"). For example, if the weather forecast calls for a fierce blizzard, you might warn your friends, "Stay inside during the snowpocalypse!"
A speedrunner is agamerthat attempts to complete a video game as fast as possible. The speedrunner posts thespeedruntime to compete with other gamers for who can finish the game the quickest.
A serious illness contracted by those of the world with an inability to add up numbers without reverting to completely ridiculous attempts at mathematics. It has become apparent that Stupiditis is spreading and the world is covered in sufferers of this illness and they should all be put down like the mentally challenged sad bags they are.
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A whimsical fictional hybrid creature combining a squirrel's bushy tail and agility with a badger's distinctive black-and-white stripes. It's the kind of made-up animal that sounds like it came from a children's book but actually emerged from someone's random internet musings. Reportedly has a particular fondness for stealing Brazil nuts.
A completely fabricated word meaning fantastic or exceptional, famously coined in the movie 'Zoolander' to describe indescribable brilliance. It's what happens when existing superlatives fail you and you must ascend to a higher plane of made-up vocabulary.
A reference to the ultra-violent 1991 Hong Kong prison film known for its over-the-top gore and dismemberment scenes. To "go Story of Ricky" on someone means threatening extreme physical violence, usually in jest. The film has achieved cult status for being so ridiculously bloody it loops back to comedy.
An early-2000s altered form of a curse word, popularized by the '-izzle' linguistic phenomenon that gave us Snoop Dogg's entire vocabulary. It's what you said when you wanted to sound street but your mom was in the next room. Now delightfully dated, like frosted tips and flip phones.
A portmanteau of 'spaz' and 'loser' coined by Adam Carolla to describe someone who combines socially awkward enthusiasm with generally unsuccessful life choices. Think: the guy who camps out for limited edition collectibles only to immediately flip them on eBay for a modest profit. A beautiful example of surgical insult craftsmanship.
Describes music with a heavy, funky bass that hits just right—low enough to feel in your chest but groovy enough to make you nod along. It's that perfect sweet spot between aggressive and chill in hip-hop production. When the beat slumps, you know it.
A casual greeting asking "What's up?" or "How are you?" Often used in laid-back conversation to check in with someone without expecting a detailed response.
A person who achieves social or professional gain through deception and manipulation. The human equivalent of a treacherous backstab—literal or figurative.
Quality time spent with the people you love and cherish—basically stealing moments of genuine connection and affection away from life's chaos.