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A slofie is a slow-motionselfievideo recorded using a mobile device, such as a phone or tablet. It typically consists of one or more people recording their faces as they react to something or make goofy poses.
ditched, purposefully missed
A word that applies to children, usually female, born to parents who are thought to be crazy. Comes from Suri Cruise, who was born to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, the world's most famous scientologist (see scientology). Note that while the word 'Suri' applies to the child it does not necessarily mean that the child is crazy. The label 'Suri' shouldn't been used as a derogatory remark.
ME! Or at least my online nickname...
A mashup of 'sweet' and 'tasty' used to describe someone or something cool, though it sounds like what happens when you sneeze mid-compliment. It's trying very hard to become the next big slang term but will probably remain confined to that one friend group that invented it. Points for creativity, minus points for actually sounding good.
A whimsical fictional hybrid creature combining a squirrel's bushy tail and agility with a badger's distinctive black-and-white stripes. It's the kind of made-up animal that sounds like it came from a children's book but actually emerged from someone's random internet musings. Reportedly has a particular fondness for stealing Brazil nuts.
The soul-crushing moment when your carefully constructed romantic predictions about fictional characters crash against the rocky shores of canon reality. Common among fans who invested emotionally in relationships that the actual creators had zero intention of making happen.
A delightfully obscure 1980s expression meaning cool, hip, or funky, popularized by the 1988 Tom Hanks film 'Punchline.' It's cultural appropriation meets outdated slang in a time capsule of questionable taste. Using this unironically today will either make you seem endearingly retro or like someone who just emerged from a 35-year coma.
Frozen precipitation that falls from the sky when atmospheric conditions are cold enough to turn water vapor into ice crystals. Apparently someone felt this common weather phenomenon needed an Urban Dictionary entry, presumably from a place where it never snows.
Describes music with a heavy, funky bass that hits just right—low enough to feel in your chest but groovy enough to make you nod along. It's that perfect sweet spot between aggressive and chill in hip-hop production. When the beat slumps, you know it.
Slang for heroin or drugs in general, but also used metaphorically for anything dangerously addictive and self-destructive. If something's 'smack,' it hooks you hard and doesn't let go.
A cheeky, British-style euphemism for someone who's a bit of a wanker or habitual masturbator—basically a polite yet cutting way to call someone out without being explicitly crude.
The exclamation you involuntarily make when you spot an animal with an unexpected hole in it—basically the internet's way of describing that specific, bizarre moment of animal-related confusion. It's onomatopoeia for "what the hell is happening?"
Quality time spent with the people you love and cherish—basically stealing moments of genuine connection and affection away from life's chaos.
Something that's incredibly lame, disappointing, or uncool—when you want to express disdain for something's overall wackness and general lack of appeal.
A sideline that is so embarrassing, that you wouldn't even want you wouldn't even admit to it in a confessional.
A sock taken from a clean pair of socks to clean up after masturbation
Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.
A joke that is derived from sarcasm. usually an insult. Good sarcastijokes are extremely hard to retuyrn without seeming fake.
Stay intoxicated nightly, get laid everyday.
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Sister I'd Like To f**k
Sticking my tongue out at you
same old s**t, different day