shwitter

Beginner 📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

Definition

Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.

Example Usage

Dude, you've been tweeting a lot lately.
…yeah, I've had diarrhea so I've been shwittering.

Origin

Urban Dictionary

Related Terms

Intermediate

drifted on

To get rejected or curved by someone you're trying to hook up with, presumably with the smooth evasive maneuver of a drifting car. The romantic equivalent of getting left in the dust while someone speeds away from your advances.

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

Advanced

wet wagons

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📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

Beginner