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To get rejected or curved by someone you're trying to hook up with, presumably with the smooth evasive maneuver of a drifting car. The romantic equivalent of getting left in the dust while someone speeds away from your advances.
Someone being disrespectful, rude, or acting like a complete douche, referencing the legendary Mexican mother's disciplinary slipper (chancla). Essentially calling someone so obnoxious they deserve the wrath of an angry abuela's footwear.
The ironic misspelling of "dumbhead" that somehow makes the insult hit harder through its own stupidity. It's like calling someone an idiot while simultaneously demonstrating what one looks like—meta stupidity at its finest.
An escalated form of douchebag, reserved for someone whose douchey behavior has reached such epic proportions they deserve a surname to commemorate it. It's douchebaggery with pedigree. The kind of person who makes regular jerks look like decent humans by comparison.
A time of day that doesn't actually exist, popularized by Mystery Science Theater 3000 as a sarcastic response to "What time is it?" It's the temporal equivalent of "whenever" meets "who cares," perfect for when actual time-telling seems like too much effort. Peak dad-joke energy.
Homer Simpson's signature exclamation of frustrated realization, now a universal expression for those face-palm moments when you've messed up. Officially added to the Oxford English Dictionary in 2001, proving that cartoon dads shape language. The audible equivalent of hitting yourself in the forehead.
Your father's Cadillac, typically borrowed by someone without their own impressive vehicle. Represents the time-honored tradition of using parental assets to temporarily boost your social status.
The 1988 action film that has sparked the world's most heated seasonal debate: is a movie set during a Christmas party actually a Christmas movie? Bruce Willis plus explosions plus holiday setting equals the gift that keeps on giving arguments at family gatherings.
Distracted in workwalking victim is a person who is so important and mighty at work they cant take time to walk properly. They usually end up walking into a pole which bruises there ego even further that they go on a rampage at work with other employees
To carefully dip the tip of your penis into something.
Drunken Fun is when a chick plays games with your head by making you think that your getting somewhere when your really not.
Swiss-German-Slang meaning 'your father'. Especially meaning 'go ahead and fuck your father'.
Danalee is a girl who’s a freak in the sheets. She can be sexy, and cute at the same time. She extremely confident. Even tho she has a fetish for incest stuff and feet.
A person whos extremely dork or has dork-like qualities
A Dirty Kimmi is when you insert a strawberry blowpop in your butthole while 69ing on top of a 95' Mazda Miata surrounded by a full naked orchestra in the middle of a cornfield. Each member of the orchestra also has a blow pop up their bum but not necessarily strawberry. Oh and they're playing ACDC's "Thunderstruck".
Didn't ask you for nothing
don't forget to be awesome
Don't f**king waste my time
don't give a rats ass
Don't get me started
don't go on about it
Dont let it bother you
define the relationship
Don't tell the police on us