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Sending two consecutive text messages without receiving a reply between them, a move that teeters between enthusiasm and desperation depending on context. It's the digital equivalent of knocking twice on someone's door—either you're excited or you're needy, and everyone can tell which.
(verb)-Meaning to tell someone information. (slang) to give the 411*
dancing naked in my bra
don't you text me again
A divorce body is when a person going through a divorce improves his or her physical attractiveness. The person may have gainedrelationship weightand is now dieting, exercising, and/or getting plastic surgery to attain an improved divorce body.
An adjective meaning cool, awesome, or generally impressive—probably straight out of a 1970s time capsule but somehow still charming.
That magical streak of inexplicable wins at bar games—pool, darts, shuffleboard—that happens specifically when you're three beers deep and have no business being that coordinated. Alcohol somehow becomes a performance enhancer.
When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.
do I look like I f**king care
did not read the f**king article
Don't tell the police on us
Carefree people use DW to mean "don't worry." These people believe that worrying is meaningless because it doesn't change anything. And you know what? They're right!
In text slang and Midwestern speech, da means "the." You might hear Minnesotans call Kevin Garnett "Da Kid," hear Chicagoans talk up "Da Bears," and hear Sconnies one-up the Chicagoans by explaining how "Da Packers" are better.
To be disgusted and embarrassed.
Onomatopoeia describing a particularly well-endowed posterior that jiggles rhythmically when in motion—'da-donk' on the upswing, 'a-donk' on the descent. It's a playful, almost musical way to appreciate posterior physics. The term captures both the visual and the imagined sound effect of hypnotic booty movement.
A humorous insult comparing someone on crutches to a one-legged bird—mildly cruel, probably shouldn't use it, but here we are.
Slang for methamphetamine and the chaotic activities associated with it, including the frantic tinkering and obsessive tweaking users do after smoking. A straightforward (if troubling) window into addiction culture.
When you take laxatives, shit into a cup, and proceed to fill up a syringe with your shit and black tar heroin, and then inject it into one of your veins.
The male who enters(cuts into) an otherwise all-female daisy chain, engaging in sex with one or more of them. It thus includes everyting from a one guy/two girls threesome to a one male/any number of females group sex.
Democratic People's Republic of Korea
Those who want you to tell the truth might start a message with DLTM ("don't lie to me"). This acronym is primarily used in online chat and text messages, by those seeking honest responses.
Doorbuster is a special kind of sale where crazy low prices draw shoppers in early to the point where they want to bust down the doors to get in (figuratively, hopefully). Retailers typically offer these deals early on in their operating hours during major sales events like Black Friday. The discounts are usually substantial but limited in quantity ("while supplies last!"), so the goal is to lure early-bird shoppers who will purchase the doorbuster items and also stick around to buy other full-priced items.
In gaming, a demake is a modern (by some definition) game remade to run on and/or match the aesthetics of an old platform. These labors of love, typically created by enthusiastic fans, translate a game's gameplay, graphics, and audio to past platforms' standards.
A strong beautiful woman who's stuck up