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A chronically unmotivated parasite who lives rent-free with mom, can't maintain employment, and survives by mooching off anyone foolish enough to engage with them.
A sarcastic term for lazy staff who offer you 'creative autonomy' while actually abandoning you to figure everything out alone. It's customer service via indifference.
Either completely exhausted and depleted of energy, or beaten up and physically battered. Either way, you're not in great shape—you're just the tired version instead of the bruised version.
When you and your friend simultaneously decide to order the same drink flavor at the same time, creating an unspoken synchronized bond over beverages. It's the drink version of jinxing someone.
Abbreviated slang for 'that ain't fair'—a quick way to call out an unfair or unjust situation. Pronounced like 'daff,' it's the text-speak version of a complaint.
The singular of dice, or a hilariously understated way to tell someone they're about to experience social death. Meme culture's favorite euphemism for complete and utter failure.
When someone is acting comfortable and relaxed, like they're hanging out at home with people they love—used heavily in fandom culture to describe cozy, intimate moments between characters or celebrities. It's basically the opposite of trying-too-hard energy.
An acronym for 'don't fucking worry about that shit, yo'—basically the textual shrug of someone who's decided that panic is counterproductive. It's the digital equivalent of kicking back with a confidence that may or may not be justified.
When an artist releases two consecutive albums that are both critically solid (rated above a 5). It's the hip-hop equivalent of a successful marriage.