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To move diagonally across a space rather than taking the conventional perpendicular path. It's the lazy person's shortcut through any open area.
A humorous double meaning: either a cigarette (because, you know, it slowly kills you) or a hilariously uncoordinated NBA player over 7 feet tall who can't seem to do anything useful with their height.
A self-inflicted humiliation where you trap a fart inside an enclosed piece of clothing (coat, snowsuit, jumpsuit) and it has nowhere to escape except straight up into your own face through the neck hole. Comedy gold for the person watching, existential horror for the person experiencing it.
A euphemistic, street-cred version of the Grim Reaper or Death personified as a gangster figure. One unwanted visit from Dr. Dirt Nap and you're permanently checked out of the game of life.
A punny, nonsensical variation of 'deal with it'—swapping the first word with 'dill' (the herb) for absolutely no reason other than it's absurd humor at its finest.
An intentionally misspelled adjective meaning sexy, provocative, or just plain nasty in a fun way—popularized by a certain pop star's 2002 anthem. Also used as casual slang to address a close friend or crew member with affection.
Dysfunctional Emo Hair Syndrome—when your carefully styled emo bangs (or any hair really) stubbornly refuse to stay where you painstakingly positioned them and constantly flop back into your face no matter what you do. Peak 2000s hair struggles.
A person who displays remarkable stupidity and a complete lack of common sense—regional British slang that captures the essence of someone who's a few chips short of a full packet.
An intensely aggressive form of oral pleasure that leaves you feeling spiritually depleted, as if someone literally sucked the life force out of your body. It's the 'succ' taken to its most extreme, unhinged conclusion.
Someone who shoots you 'accidentally' and then claims they mistook you for something harmless. A darkly humorous way to describe an incompetent person who causes harm and plays it off as a mistake.