Definition

Someone impossibly dense who struts around convinced they're brilliant, completely oblivious to how annoying they are—a more officious, self-important cousin of the dipwad. Incompetence wrapped in unearned confidence.

Example Usage

My boss kept asking for clarification on the email I sent him, acting like I wasn't being clear—total dipwich move.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dipwich&defid=7128026)

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