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British slang meaning something or someone is exceptionally good, reliable, or trustworthy—essentially "sound" but amplified. It's the verbal equivalent of a double thumbs-up, reserved for people or things that exceed the baseline of acceptable and enter the realm of genuinely excellent. When being merely "sound" isn't sufficient praise, you upgrade to double sound.
The bargain-basement marijuana that your friend's cousin's roommate sells you, featuring more seeds and stems than actual usable product. It's the cannabis equivalent of gas station coffee—technically it exists, but nobody's bragging about it.
Street slang for 'there,' used by those who've decided proper pronunciation is overrated. It's what you say when pointing at something while trying to sound authentically casual.
An old slang term for kick a**.
The feminine iteration of "donkey," for when a woman is acting particularly foolish or making questionable life choices. It's the unnecessarily gendered version of an already silly insult. Essentially, it's calling someone a lady donkey, which is as ridiculous as it sounds.
A party with maximum alcohol consumption where the logical conclusion is sleeping wherever you physically collapse—no designated sleeping arrangements needed.
The undignified necessity of gently patting your rear end after a bout of diarrhea to remove residual unpleasantness. A condition usually triggered by poor life choices the night before.
To leave abruptly or casually, usually without fanfare. The verbal equivalent of a quick exit stage left.
An exclamation expressing frustration, annoyance, or dismay at a mistake or bad situation. Made famous by Homer Simpson's iconic pronunciation.
A chameleon-like person who adapts to any social group without commitment, blending in effortlessly while maintaining emotional distance. The social butterfly who everyone likes but nobody actually knows.
A street term meaning someone died from a drug overdose—a grim piece of slang that reflects the ongoing opioid crisis.
An acronym standing for 'Drop Everything and Run,' reportedly used as a subliminal message by obsessive stalkers to get someone's attention. It's a darkly comedic take on unwanted romantic persistence.
An insult, usually a particularly nasty or personal one designed to hit below the belt and make someone feel bad about themselves.
An abbreviation for Deep Laugh Syndrome—that internal pressure building up from a hilarious moment that you're desperately trying not to let explode out of you.
Abbreviation for 'Didn't Read'—a dismissive internet response indicating the sender couldn't be bothered to read a lengthy message or wall of text. Usually deployed sarcastically or to shut down verbose arguments online.
Fantasy football leagues differ on whether they include play from just the DEF or the special teams, too (DST). It's up to you and the rest of the teams to choose how you want to play.
Slang for someone acting foolishly or unintelligently—the go-to insult when someone's decision-making skills are particularly questionable.
Text-speak abbreviation for 'definitely,' born from the crucial era when saving four characters felt like a significant technological achievement.
A powerful woman who takes charge and controls the narrative, whether in BDSM contexts or just in the boardroom. Dominant energy personified.
A psychological phenomenon where your sense of money's actual value evaporates the moment you enter a theme park, making $15 for a pen seem totally reasonable. It's what happens when nostalgia and captive audiences combine to make your wallet weep.
A dude sporting the aesthetic of perpetually unwashed long hair, band tees, and gaming apparel—basically what happens when personal hygiene takes a backseat to basement-dwelling culture.
A gloriously crude nickname for a pogo stick that speaks for itself once you've seen someone enthusiastically bouncing on one. It's exactly what it sounds like, visually speaking.
A humorous metric measuring the concentration or percentage of obnoxious, arrogant people in a given location. High douche-centage means it's probably time to find a new spot.
When the universe conspires to deliver absurd, petty misfortunes with suspicious regularity—never catastrophic, just perfectly inconvenient. It's bad luck with a comedic timing that only cosmic forces could orchestrate.