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A Spanish/Chicano slang term for total chaos or spectacular mayhem—the kind of wild, beautiful disaster that you'll probably laugh about later.
A street term meaning someone died from a drug overdose—a grim piece of slang that reflects the ongoing opioid crisis.
A person who's so wedded to their own opinions that they refuse to listen to any other perspective—basically someone whose mind is a locked door and they threw away the key.
The crushing moment of clarity when you realize that amazing person, purchase, or decision last night was actually just the alcohol/drugs/horniness talking—and sober you wants nothing to do with it. Also known as the morning-after reality check.
Slang for someone acting foolishly or unintelligently—the go-to insult when someone's decision-making skills are particularly questionable.
Street slang for 'there,' used by those who've decided proper pronunciation is overrated. It's what you say when pointing at something while trying to sound authentically casual.
A hickey (visible neck bruise) left by someone who subsequently breaks up with you via email the next day—a humiliating souvenir of poor romantic judgment. The ultimate embarrassment of being literally marked by your own bad taste.
An abbreviation for Deep Laugh Syndrome—that internal pressure building up from a hilarious moment that you're desperately trying not to let explode out of you.
The undignified necessity of gently patting your rear end after a bout of diarrhea to remove residual unpleasantness. A condition usually triggered by poor life choices the night before.
An acronym standing for 'Drop Everything and Run,' reportedly used as a subliminal message by obsessive stalkers to get someone's attention. It's a darkly comedic take on unwanted romantic persistence.
A complimentary (or brutally honest) way to describe someone sporting a particularly voluminous posterior, especially when flaunted in flattering athletic wear.
Acronym for 'Drunk Ass Bitch'—a person (of any gender, despite the gendered language) who is obnoxiously intoxicated and unreliable. Not a term of endearment.
An insult, usually a particularly nasty or personal one designed to hit below the belt and make someone feel bad about themselves.
A powerful woman who takes charge and controls the narrative, whether in BDSM contexts or just in the boardroom. Dominant energy personified.
A code name for a guy who's acting like a complete idiot—selfish, disrespectful, and generally unpleasant. It's a way to call someone out without using their actual name.
An exaggerated expression describing intense, uncontrollable laughter or hilarity so severe that you feel like you're literally expiring from amusement. It's hyperbolic, melodramatic, and absolutely accurate when something is that funny.
Abbreviation for 'Didn't Read'—a dismissive internet response indicating the sender couldn't be bothered to read a lengthy message or wall of text. Usually deployed sarcastically or to shut down verbose arguments online.