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A Spanish/Chicano slang term for total chaos or spectacular mayhem—the kind of wild, beautiful disaster that you'll probably laugh about later.
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A dayger is when arageroccurs during the day instead of nighttime. They are larger and more intense than normal parties due to attendees' excessive use of alcohol and/or drugs. ​
The adjective for when something is mildly disappointing but not quite devastating enough to warrant full "disappointment" status. It's the lukewarm letdown, the shoulder-shrug of negative emotions, the "meh" of unmet expectations.
A reference to the iconic line from Sixteen Candles where Long Duk Dong declares "The donger need food." The term has taken on a life of its own as internet slang for various body parts or just general absurdist humor. Its deliberate vagueness is part of the charm.
To throw elbows in a fight, especially in a chaotic brawl. A tactical maneuver when fists alone won't cut it.
A superlative expression for something that's top-tier quality, usually applied to weed or music. When 'really good' isn't emphatic enough, you call it the diggity dank.
Keyboard smashing as a legitimate form of expression—the digital equivalent of losing your mind over something mind-blowingly awesome. When coherent words simply cannot contain your enthusiasm.
Didn't ask you for nothing
There are many instances in which you might see the dl abbreviation. For example, your friend may ask you if you opened the dl they sent you via email. Or, your co-worker may message you to edit a document once the dl finishes. A fellowgamermay also ask about your dl speed when determining if your Internet speed is sufficient for gaming.
A strategic Connect-4 move featuring three diagonal tokens with open spots at both ends, giving you two ways to win on your next turn. It's the diagonal cousin of the Norwegian Pincer and sounds way more sophisticated than it actually is. Named after the Dutch for reasons known only to extremely serious Connect-4 players.
The feminine iteration of "donkey," for when a woman is acting particularly foolish or making questionable life choices. It's the unnecessarily gendered version of an already silly insult. Essentially, it's calling someone a lady donkey, which is as ridiculous as it sounds.
A ridiculous-sounding insult for someone who's annoying or incompetent, with absolutely no explanation for why it's a real word. The kind of insult your parents would use and immediately regret.
The crushing moment of clarity when you realize that amazing person, purchase, or decision last night was actually just the alcohol/drugs/horniness talking—and sober you wants nothing to do with it. Also known as the morning-after reality check.
An abbreviation for Deep Laugh Syndrome—that internal pressure building up from a hilarious moment that you're desperately trying not to let explode out of you.
Text-speak abbreviation for 'definitely,' born from the crucial era when saving four characters felt like a significant technological achievement.
Lacking emotional expression, enthusiasm, or engagement in communication; delivering words flatly or with minimal effort, often making it difficult to gauge true intent or feeling.
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An exclamation expressing frustration, annoyance, or dismay at a mistake or bad situation. Made famous by Homer Simpson's iconic pronunciation.
The undignified necessity of gently patting your rear end after a bout of diarrhea to remove residual unpleasantness. A condition usually triggered by poor life choices the night before.
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People may use "DUK" when they are surprised someone didn't know something. For example, when your friend texts you that they are surprised a mutual friend is married, you might respond with "DUK?"
A punny term for sudden-onset diarrhea specifically triggered by consuming Kung Pao Chicken, combining 'dung' with the dish's actual name. It's what your digestive system does when it files a formal complaint.
A mashup of 'dro' (high-quality marijuana) and 'dope' to describe something exceedingly awesome or cool. It's what happens when stoner vocabulary meets genuine enthusiasm for excellence.