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In text slang and Midwestern speech, da means "the." You might hear Minnesotans call Kevin Garnett "Da Kid," hear Chicagoans talk up "Da Bears," and hear Sconnies one-up the Chicagoans by explaining how "Da Packers" are better.
A gentleman sporting the bold fashion choice of cut-off jean shorts, presumably to achieve maximum leg visibility and minimum social credibility.
A Spanish/Chicano slang term for total chaos or spectacular mayhem—the kind of wild, beautiful disaster that you'll probably laugh about later.
A humorous insult comparing someone on crutches to a one-legged bird—mildly cruel, probably shouldn't use it, but here we are.
A universal placeholder word stoners use when they're too high to remember actual nouns or adjectives—basically, anything can be a 'deflochi' when your brain is operating at quarter speed.
don't know, don't care
don't worry, be happy
do you want to meet up some where
Dodatden is something you say after somebody says they wanna do something.Cool word
The plural of "dude" that has evolved beyond its masculine origins to become a gender-neutral term for any group of people. While "dude" singular still typically refers to a guy, "dudes" democratically includes everyone in the crew. It's California's greatest linguistic gift to casual English.
A person who's so wedded to their own opinions that they refuse to listen to any other perspective—basically someone whose mind is a locked door and they threw away the key.
Acronym for 'Drunk Ass Bitch'—a person (of any gender, despite the gendered language) who is obnoxiously intoxicated and unreliable. Not a term of endearment.
A mashup of 'dro' (high-quality marijuana) and 'dope' to describe something exceedingly awesome or cool. It's what happens when stoner vocabulary meets genuine enthusiasm for excellence.
To scare verbally. This could be to yourself or to someone else.
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A variety of societal shifts and economic pressures have caused many couples to embrace the DINK lifestyle. (Additionally, some couples just enjoy being DINKs.)Millennialandzoomercouples, especially, are more likely to be DINKs, as affording a new mortgage with even a dual income can be a stretch these days.
In online chat, kids sometimes use DOS to stand for "dad over shoulder." This acronym is a signal that the sender's father is in the room with them, and could read their conversation.
People may use "DUK" when they are surprised someone didn't know something. For example, when your friend texts you that they are surprised a mutual friend is married, you might respond with "DUK?"
A versatile and time-tested insult for someone who's acting foolish, incompetent, or just generally annoying. Whether they're making terrible decisions, displaying poor skills, or just being lame, this compound expletive covers all bases. It's the Swiss Army knife of mild profanity.
A hickey (visible neck bruise) left by someone who subsequently breaks up with you via email the next day—a humiliating souvenir of poor romantic judgment. The ultimate embarrassment of being literally marked by your own bad taste.
The crushing moment of clarity when you realize that amazing person, purchase, or decision last night was actually just the alcohol/drugs/horniness talking—and sober you wants nothing to do with it. Also known as the morning-after reality check.
An exaggerated expression describing intense, uncontrollable laughter or hilarity so severe that you feel like you're literally expiring from amusement. It's hyperbolic, melodramatic, and absolutely accurate when something is that funny.
That weird phenomenon where you know exactly what you're thinking of but your brain has temporarily deleted the word from your vocabulary—basically a verbal game of tip-of-the-tongue meets total mental blackout. Usually recovers in 5 seconds or 5 minutes, no in-between.
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