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An exaggerated expression describing intense, uncontrollable laughter or hilarity so severe that you feel like you're literally expiring from amusement. It's hyperbolic, melodramatic, and absolutely accurate when something is that funny.
don't know, don't care
Dont let it bother you
Dodatden is something you say after somebody says they wanna do something.Cool word
The feminine iteration of "donkey," for when a woman is acting particularly foolish or making questionable life choices. It's the unnecessarily gendered version of an already silly insult. Essentially, it's calling someone a lady donkey, which is as ridiculous as it sounds.
An exclamation expressing frustration, annoyance, or dismay at a mistake or bad situation. Made famous by Homer Simpson's iconic pronunciation.
A person who's so wedded to their own opinions that they refuse to listen to any other perspective—basically someone whose mind is a locked door and they threw away the key.
A party with maximum alcohol consumption where the logical conclusion is sleeping wherever you physically collapse—no designated sleeping arrangements needed.
The crushing moment of clarity when you realize that amazing person, purchase, or decision last night was actually just the alcohol/drugs/horniness talking—and sober you wants nothing to do with it. Also known as the morning-after reality check.
don't quit your day job
did you get the picture
A reference to the iconic line from Sixteen Candles where Long Duk Dong declares "The donger need food." The term has taken on a life of its own as internet slang for various body parts or just general absurdist humor. Its deliberate vagueness is part of the charm.
A street term meaning someone died from a drug overdose—a grim piece of slang that reflects the ongoing opioid crisis.
Abbreviation for 'Didn't Read'—a dismissive internet response indicating the sender couldn't be bothered to read a lengthy message or wall of text. Usually deployed sarcastically or to shut down verbose arguments online.
A mashup of 'dro' (high-quality marijuana) and 'dope' to describe something exceedingly awesome or cool. It's what happens when stoner vocabulary meets genuine enthusiasm for excellence.
In online chat, kids sometimes use DOS to stand for "dad over shoulder." This acronym is a signal that the sender's father is in the room with them, and could read their conversation.
People may use "DUK" when they are surprised someone didn't know something. For example, when your friend texts you that they are surprised a mutual friend is married, you might respond with "DUK?"
To leave abruptly or casually, usually without fanfare. The verbal equivalent of a quick exit stage left.
A chameleon-like person who adapts to any social group without commitment, blending in effortlessly while maintaining emotional distance. The social butterfly who everyone likes but nobody actually knows.
Slang for someone acting foolishly or unintelligently—the go-to insult when someone's decision-making skills are particularly questionable.
The undignified necessity of gently patting your rear end after a bout of diarrhea to remove residual unpleasantness. A condition usually triggered by poor life choices the night before.
An acronym standing for 'Drop Everything and Run,' reportedly used as a subliminal message by obsessive stalkers to get someone's attention. It's a darkly comedic take on unwanted romantic persistence.
An old slang term for kick a**.
don't worry, be happy