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A reference to the iconic line from Sixteen Candles where Long Duk Dong declares "The donger need food." The term has taken on a life of its own as internet slang for various body parts or just general absurdist humor. Its deliberate vagueness is part of the charm.
Dickie brand work pants that have been cut down to an obscenely short length—essentially creating accidental shorts that violate every dress code known to man. The fashion crime of aggressively exposing way too much knee.
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Dropping faces means spending money. The term comes from the faces of famous Americans that appear on U.S. dollars, such as George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Benjamin Franklin.
A colorful descriptor for someone acting foolishly or making an ass of themselves, borrowed from our four-legged friends known for stubbornness. It's essentially calling someone out for their donkey-level decision-making skills. Less harsh than its profane cousins, but equally effective at conveying disappointment.
A gentleman sporting the bold fashion choice of cut-off jean shorts, presumably to achieve maximum leg visibility and minimum social credibility.
A person who's so wedded to their own opinions that they refuse to listen to any other perspective—basically someone whose mind is a locked door and they threw away the key.
A mashup of 'dro' (high-quality marijuana) and 'dope' to describe something exceedingly awesome or cool. It's what happens when stoner vocabulary meets genuine enthusiasm for excellence.
To scare verbally. This could be to yourself or to someone else.
An old slang term for kick a**.
don't quit your day job
did you get the picture
In online chat, kids sometimes use DOS to stand for "dad over shoulder." This acronym is a signal that the sender's father is in the room with them, and could read their conversation.
British slang meaning something or someone is exceptionally good, reliable, or trustworthy—essentially "sound" but amplified. It's the verbal equivalent of a double thumbs-up, reserved for people or things that exceed the baseline of acceptable and enter the realm of genuinely excellent. When being merely "sound" isn't sufficient praise, you upgrade to double sound.
A versatile and time-tested insult for someone who's acting foolish, incompetent, or just generally annoying. Whether they're making terrible decisions, displaying poor skills, or just being lame, this compound expletive covers all bases. It's the Swiss Army knife of mild profanity.
High-quality cannabis that's potent and desirable, or more broadly, something that's excellent and worthy of approval in internet culture. The term has evolved beyond its original meaning to describe anything legitimately impressive.
don't worry, be happy
The bargain-basement marijuana that your friend's cousin's roommate sells you, featuring more seeds and stems than actual usable product. It's the cannabis equivalent of gas station coffee—technically it exists, but nobody's bragging about it.
A Spanish/Chicano slang term for total chaos or spectacular mayhem—the kind of wild, beautiful disaster that you'll probably laugh about later.
A humorous insult comparing someone on crutches to a one-legged bird—mildly cruel, probably shouldn't use it, but here we are.
A universal placeholder word stoners use when they're too high to remember actual nouns or adjectives—basically, anything can be a 'deflochi' when your brain is operating at quarter speed.
A complimentary (or brutally honest) way to describe someone sporting a particularly voluminous posterior, especially when flaunted in flattering athletic wear.
Fantasy football leagues differ on whether they include play from just the DEF or the special teams, too (DST). It's up to you and the rest of the teams to choose how you want to play.
Street slang for 'there,' used by those who've decided proper pronunciation is overrated. It's what you say when pointing at something while trying to sound authentically casual.