Deceitful aftermath

Definition

The crushing moment of clarity when you realize that amazing person, purchase, or decision last night was actually just the alcohol/drugs/horniness talking—and sober you wants nothing to do with it. Also known as the morning-after reality check.

Example Usage

Sarah woke up with the deceitful aftermath when she realized her new tattoo of a cartoon character was absolutely not as cool as drunk-Sarah had convinced her.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Deceitful%20aftermath&defid=16859481)

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