lshismp

Definition

laughed so hard I s**t my pants

Origin

NoSlang.com

Related Terms

Quarterly Bender

A scheduled day of intentional binge-drinking with your inner circle that occurs every three months on a random weekday. The strict rules include mid-week timing (Monday through Wednesday) and a no-Irish-exit policy, because apparently nothing says "responsible adult" like planned weekday debauchery with mandatory attendance. It's like corporate quarterly reviews, but with more regret and fewer PowerPoints.

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p911

parent emergency (parent near)

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c walk

The Crip Walk, a dance originally associated with the Crips gang in Los Angeles, involving intricate foot movements that spell out letters or signals. What started as gang communication became a mainstream hip-hop dance move, though doing it in the wrong neighborhood can still get you in serious trouble. Cultural appropriation meets actual danger.

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one reply bitch

Someone who consistently responds to texts with single, low-effort words like "okay," "yeah," "cool," or "whatever," effectively killing any conversation momentum. These conversational vampires drain the life out of messaging exchanges, leaving you wondering if they're actually mad, busy, or just fundamentally opposed to using complete sentences. It's the texting equivalent of talking to a brick wall that occasionally grunts.

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