Definition

The undignified necessity of gently patting your rear end after a bout of diarrhea to remove residual unpleasantness. A condition usually triggered by poor life choices the night before.

Example Usage

After eating gas station sushi, I had a bad case of the dabbits all morning.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dabbits&defid=4692984)